An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall. 'Excuse me; I can't seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?'
The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, 'Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?'
'I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with a figure like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.'
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Go figure (grin)!!!
You know I often wonder. Are jokes public domain? Meaning that they can't be copyrighted..
Not if you can prove you wrote it. But for reason, it seems almost all jokes are orphans.
I remember that endearing grampa. First, he approached me. I told him that I too had lost my girlfriend. He asked:
"What does she look like?
- Well, she's a redhead model for Domai.com. What does your wife look like?
- Ah, there's plenty of time for finding my wife, let's go look for your girlfriend!"
Pity we had to leave him and go home eventually. I guess he felt ronery.
Early on the web's history, I came accross an Asian which *actually* used the terms: "Pletty girls" and "adults onry".
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