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Monday, February 16, 2009
Lowhangers, anybody?
This has to be the most ridiculous ad I've seen. (Banner edited for mixed audience. It showed, well, low-hangers.) Somebody actually wants that? Do they also sell kits to make bosoms saggy?
8 comments:
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said...
You are perusing portions of the internet most foreign to me. I've never had ads like that.
Now excuse me but Im going to go back to my siamese triplet norweigian albino midget trampoline porn sites.
Among my many awaiting blog posts, is the picture of a buxom model ridiculing everything you've ever had on Domai. She makes Svanhild look completely flat! I'll inform you when it's finally posted, I promise.
This ad's suggestion is preposterous on many accounts. Sure, it does work, but a balls weight for $15? Who's their supplier, sassafrassin' NASA?
It's true that all human (or living) tissues can be stretched by continuous traction. You should see my ex's right breast after we started sleeping in separate beds, then rooms, then houses! (I couldn't go to sleep without holding it...) But getting "lowhangers" is not just likely to be unpleasant, it's plain dangerous. Ever heard of testicular torsion? No? Good for you. It's worse than appendicitis and kidney stone put together. Stretching your scrotum and testicular cord "only" increases that risk exponentially...
8 comments:
You are perusing portions of the internet most foreign to me. I've never had ads like that.
Now excuse me but Im going to go back to my siamese triplet norweigian albino midget trampoline porn sites.
Have you seen their Felch section? It's excellent.
I found the ad on a page one of my visitors referred me to, to show me the kind of buxom models I ought to have on Domai.
No, I havent visited any site which would have a felch section (assuming felch is used in the context in which I know it).
But feel free to post the ad (edited if you must) that demonstrates "what you should have on domai".
somebody wrote to me:
"Why are you showing underdeveloped (breasts) females ALL the time?
Suggest you VISIT BigTitBeanPoles.com"
I hope you posted him links to various examples of more busty types, of which there are many and put him in his place.
Guys, guys, guys... it's "well hung" that's desirable, not "low hung"! (Effing car-tuning morons...)
Among my many awaiting blog posts, is the picture of a buxom model ridiculing everything you've ever had on Domai. She makes Svanhild look completely flat!
I'll inform you when it's finally posted, I promise.
This ad's suggestion is preposterous on many accounts. Sure, it does work, but a balls weight for $15? Who's their supplier, sassafrassin' NASA?
It's true that all human (or living) tissues can be stretched by continuous traction. You should see my ex's right breast after we started sleeping in separate beds, then rooms, then houses! (I couldn't go to sleep without holding it...)
But getting "lowhangers" is not just likely to be unpleasant, it's plain dangerous. Ever heard of testicular torsion? No? Good for you. It's worse than appendicitis and kidney stone put together.
Stretching your scrotum and testicular cord "only" increases that risk exponentially...
Low-hanging is the new snugly.
Are you organising a group buy?
I am wondering if this invention will help with local warming (video). Theoretically it should.
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