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Sunday, August 12, 2007
Out of Sale
On the chest of a barmaid from Sale Was tattooed all the prices of ale Whilst on her behind For the sake of the blind Was precisely the same, but in braille.
There once was a man from Limerick Who only thought with his dick. He once used his brain and wrote this dreadful refrain and returned to pondering his prick.
A fine Amherst lady sans marriage Hitched a ride on a kindly-stopped carriage. "I'm not sorry to go; I'll be famous, I know, When they open that trunk in the garage."
That sounds almost like Les Dawson. ---- There was a girl from Kirkbride Who ate rotten apples and died. The apples fermented Inside the lamented Making cider inside her insides
I'm trying to think who would say such a thing. I can almost see Cpt Peacock saying it, but it's not his style. It would either be Mr Spooner or the janitor (Hargreaves/Hardcastle?).
I'm surprised how many series they got out of Are You Being Served, and the mileage from Mrs Slocombe's pussy alone...
I actually met Molly Sugdens husband, William Moore. He was acting in Chester, and stayed at our B&B for quite a few weeks. They were in a sit-com together, I think with Ronnie Corbett too. Anyway, he was a very nice man.
Is Wendy Richards still in Benders? Er, East Enders that is.
10 comments:
Hardly Emily Dickison.
There once was a man from Limerick
Who only thought with his dick.
He once used his brain
and wrote this dreadful refrain
and returned to pondering his prick.
Actually I don't believe that Emily Dickinson (note spelling) wrote any limericks.
A fine Amherst lady sans marriage
Hitched a ride on a kindly-stopped carriage.
"I'm not sorry to go;
I'll be famous, I know,
When they open that trunk in the garage."
That sounds almost like Les Dawson.
----
There was a girl from Kirkbride
Who ate rotten apples and died.
The apples fermented
Inside the lamented
Making cider inside her insides
Ooh, what a nasty one.
---
The one I posted was from Are You Being Served. Got the first DVD a couple days ago, and I quite like it, thanks.
I'm trying to think who would say such a thing. I can almost see Cpt Peacock saying it, but it's not his style. It would either be Mr Spooner or the janitor (Hargreaves/Hardcastle?).
I'm surprised how many series they got out of Are You Being Served, and the mileage from Mrs Slocombe's pussy alone...
I actually met Molly Sugdens husband, William Moore. He was acting in Chester, and stayed at our B&B for quite a few weeks. They were in a sit-com together, I think with Ronnie Corbett too. Anyway, he was a very nice man.
Is Wendy Richards still in Benders? Er, East Enders that is.
Actually it was Peacock.
I did think it a little out of character. It was in the second episode, with the note to "Sexy Knickers".
eolake said...
Actually I don't believe that Emily Dickinson (note spelling) wrote any limericks.
true, her poetry still sucked at any rate.
With great effort I pulled a trick
Just as poetic as a brick
I tried to chime in
With some great rhymin'
And all I could make was that limerick!
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