That here dear deer rear is displaying what plushophiles call in their vocabulary for the initiated an SPO. A "Strategically Positioned Orifice". And yes, the reason is exactly what you're thinking of! Female "plushies" sometimes install on their, um, companions an SPA. A is for Appendage. The things I once saw this girl doing with her croc! (Including what seemed like an eerily gentle biting, by the toy reptile, of a most sensitive place. No, I mean the place that's even more sensitive.) One thing I'm deeply wondering about, is how the heck do the guys avoid intense "intimate" irritation from inserting Paulie Jr directly into raw, dry, fuzzy fabric? Perhaps I should apply for membership in the Inner Circle. There's still so much that I don't know about raping juvenile toys...
Nice Firefox.
ReplyDeleteStrange, she reminded me of Clint Eastwood.
That here dear deer rear is displaying what plushophiles call in their vocabulary for the initiated an SPO. A "Strategically Positioned Orifice". And yes, the reason is exactly what you're thinking of!
ReplyDeleteFemale "plushies" sometimes install on their, um, companions an SPA. A is for Appendage. The things I once saw this girl doing with her croc! (Including what seemed like an eerily gentle biting, by the toy reptile, of a most sensitive place. No, I mean the place that's even more sensitive.)
One thing I'm deeply wondering about, is how the heck do the guys avoid intense "intimate" irritation from inserting Paulie Jr directly into raw, dry, fuzzy fabric?
Perhaps I should apply for membership in the Inner Circle. There's still so much that I don't know about raping juvenile toys...
"No, I mean the place that's even more sensitive."
ReplyDeleteI meant, of course, that "croc crunch crotch".
TMI this time, Pascal.
ReplyDeleteToo Much Information. YEESH.
(You Expected the Extremism of Such Humour? ;-)
"You can just call me... Ivan."
This particular "Batman and Robin are gay" panel is kind of reaching.
ReplyDelete(high-pitched voice) Really? Me, I found it touching.
ReplyDeleteReaching, touching... let's be careful with such hazardous double-entendres! ;-)