Totally HIL!! Isn't that the truth, though?! I wonder how many log on, here, that have never used a rotary phone; played vinyl records; or...an 8-track! :-)
"Damn it! Who messed up the transporter's coordinates THIS time? Another poor fuck got teleported inside solid matter again! Euww, what a mess!" Probably sounds familiar to anybody who's ever used a copying machine at the office...
Not to mention the relpicators giving everybody salmonella poisoning during a long trans-galactic voyage because somebody didn't calibrate them with proper hygiene procedures for sushi and other raw foods...
Nothing Man or even God can invent that couldn't be ruined by human stupi... I mean, transmuted by the toxic radiations of Stupidium, the most abundant radioactive element in the Universe. The possibilities are infinite!
I think I should make this into a series, and I'd name it Star Jerks - our real dysfunctional Future.
Totally HIL!! Isn't that the truth, though?! I wonder how many log on, here, that have never used a rotary phone; played vinyl records; or...an 8-track! :-)
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ReplyDelete"Damn it! Who messed up the transporter's coordinates THIS time? Another poor fuck got teleported inside solid matter again! Euww, what a mess!"
Probably sounds familiar to anybody who's ever used a copying machine at the office...
Not to mention the relpicators giving everybody salmonella poisoning during a long trans-galactic voyage because somebody didn't calibrate them with proper hygiene procedures for sushi and other raw foods...
Nothing Man or even God can invent that couldn't be ruined by human stupi... I mean, transmuted by the toxic radiations of Stupidium, the most abundant radioactive element in the Universe.
The possibilities are infinite!
I think I should make this into a series, and I'd name it Star Jerks - our real dysfunctional Future.