A speeding car passed a policeman. He jumped on his motorcycle and drove up next to the driver's window, and to his amazement he saw the driver knitting as she drove.
Maybe it was the same woman who were somehow transporting a mattress on her bicycle. And maybe the same policeman who yelled to her: "hey, I could nail you on that!"
I asked for a sweater for christmas.
ReplyDeleteBut I got a moaner instead.
Beth
I got a screamer. She bothers the neighbors, but it's fun for me, makes me feel like a real man.
ReplyDeleteA speeding car passed a policeman. He jumped on his motorcycle and drove up next to the driver's window, and to his amazement he saw the driver knitting as she drove.
ReplyDelete"Pull over!" the policeman yelled.
"No!" the woman replied, "it's a scarf!"
Beth
Maybe it was the same woman who were somehow transporting a mattress on her bicycle.
ReplyDeleteAnd maybe the same policeman who yelled to her: "hey, I could nail you on that!"
I see "Raglan" and I can't help thinking of this song.
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