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Sire Eolake, When thou shall reach 100,000 come to my kingdom and I'll give you a feast consisting of ten virgins and a happy meal from our royal macDonalds! Otay my loyal nudemeister?
May I come with my friend Pascal? My parents agreed. And my annoying sister Dee-Dee will be at her Pony Puff Princess club meeting, so she won't be bothering the King with her stuuupid dancing and shrieking laughter.
P.S.: Hey Dex, I have a comment for Eo. Yo, Eo, and you said you could never type as much as me, eh? I don't see anything wrong with your age. "The best day of your life is always today."
According to my e-mail app's built-in statistics program, in the past five years I have replied to 90,121 e-mails.
ReplyDeleteSire Eolake,
When thou shall reach 100,000 come to my kingdom and I'll give you a feast consisting of ten virgins and a happy meal from our royal macDonalds! Otay my loyal nudemeister?
Very kind of you.
ReplyDeleteAt my age I can't handle more than around five virgins, but on the other hand I'd appreciate two happy meals.
Why do virgins get to have all the fun? :-P
ReplyDeleteHeck, you're invited too, dahling.
ReplyDeleteJust bring your own Happy Meals, for I'm not sharing my Powerpuff Girls figures.
dear eolake, it's POWDERpuff girls.
ReplyDeleteking zod, do you need a serving wench?
Nope, Powderpuff Girls is a cosmetics company, I'm taking about the cartoon Powerpuff Girls.
ReplyDeleteMay I come with my friend Pascal? My parents agreed. And my annoying sister Dee-Dee will be at her Pony Puff Princess club meeting, so she won't be bothering the King with her stuuupid dancing and shrieking laughter.
ReplyDeleteP.S.: Hey Dex, I have a comment for Eo. Yo, Eo, and you said you could never type as much as me, eh?
I don't see anything wrong with your age.
"The best day of your life is always today."
- Pascal
king zod, do you need a serving wench?
ReplyDeleteyes dear lady, by all means please attend! your beauty will enhance any palace :)