A piece of string tried to go nightclubbing. "Sorry, no string allowed here," said the bouncer.
A bit later, a strangely thin person with a big knarly head and a wild hairdo turned up.
"Hey, I'm sure that you're that piece of string I turned away before," said the bouncer.
"Oh no, I'm a frayed knot", said the string.
EO, you've sunk to a new low..
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I don’t mind the horrible, horrible pun so much, but I object to the anti-string bigotry displayed by that bouncer...
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