Monday, August 13, 2012

One at a time


Here's a rule I recommend: Never practice two vices at once.
           -- Tallulah Bankhead


In other words: wait to light your cig until the philandering is done. 

3 comments:

  1. So true! Although, it does depend somewhat on the vices!:-)
    On a complete aside; talking about vice, I particularly recommend "Fifty shelves of Grey" by Vanessa Parody. This is a collection of the world's greatest books, rewritten with the sex scenes their authors left out. It's smart and wicked in equal measure and had me laughing out loud.
    Just a thought! :-)

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  2. But you've often talked about how you love to jerk off while smoking a crackpipe and watching shemale porn.

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