"All my life I've had one dream: to achieve my many goals."
- Homer Simpson
By the way, when Homer hears the advice "live every day like it was your last," he heeds it and obeys by sitting down and wailing, "Woooaaa! I don't wanna die!"
Makes sense. Somebody else might get four call girls (or men) and the most expensive hotel suite they could find, and put it on credit cards.
Homer's advice to Bart: "Trying is the first step toward failure."
ReplyDelete"Somebody else might get four call girls (or men) and the most expensive hotel suite they could find, and put it on credit cards."
ReplyDeletePrecisely what 19 guys did on the evening of September 10th, 2001, prior to hijacking four airliners. They believed they were headed straight for a heaven of eternal supreme fornication, and yet they threw themselves a wild orgy party.
Talk about blind faith, eh? :-P
Somehow, a Homer Simpson being put in charge of the safety console of a nyukular plant doesn't seem like the worst thing I could fear. I *SO* loved that scene where he rushes at the rescue of his children... about to get baptized by Ned Flanders!
Homer Simpson? Still WAY above most parents out there.