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Monday, September 12, 2011
Popular spam
Just been checking my spam folder... isn't it astonishing that even after 15 years, the most popular spam promotions are still viagra and penis enlargement? Something tells me that lots of sex, and male inability to attain it, is a lively market.
If anyone did ever come up with a pill that worked, that really enlarged the dong... He'd be as rich as Bill Gates in about one weekend. Because, let's face it, even if you're already big...you could always use a little more. I could see things quickly getting ridiculous. Pretty soon you'd find a lot of doctors specializing in penis reduction surgery because guys walking around with 36" schlongs will suddenly realize "Hey, no woman has a snatch big enough for me to fuck anymore!"
If anyone did ever come up with a pill that worked, that really enlarged the dong... He'd be as rich as Bill Gates in about one weekend. Because, let's face it, even if you're already big...you could always use a little more. I could see things quickly getting ridiculous. Pretty soon you'd find a lot of doctors specializing in penis reduction surgery because guys walking around with 36" schlongs will suddenly realize "Hey, no woman has a snatch big enough for me to fuck anymore!"
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