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@ Joe-Bob...
ReplyDeleteI'm a hearin' y'all loud 'n clear -
stay where yer at til I comes where you're to!
Where should I send my application?
ReplyDeleteJust send $500 in small, unmarked bills to Joe-Bob McSwindel, Lost Income Ave 666, Black Hole, Arizona
ReplyDeleteOooops, sorry, that's the price for the brochure. To get the full course, on two cassette tapes, send $19,995.
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Eolake Stobblehouse
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Is it just me or is Anon's stuff a little lacking lately? It just feels like you're trying too hard, man. Go outside, get some fresh air, lay low for a while. Your words will sting so much more if you surprise us.
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