"Just look at this body," boasted the fit old man to the group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups and thirty sit-ups and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you know why? Because I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, AND I don't chase women!" He smiled, his eye gleaming. "And tomorrow, I celebrate my 95th birthday!" "Oh, really?" said one sarcastic youngster. "How?"
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An all-terrain off-road Walker?
An unfinished free-range chicken plucker?
Clearly it's a mountaineers' walker.
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ReplyDelete"Just look at this body," boasted the fit old man to the group of young people. "Every morning I do fifty push-ups and thirty sit-ups and walk two miles. I'm fit as a fiddle! And you know why? Because I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, AND I don't chase women!"
ReplyDeleteHe smiled, his eye gleaming.
"And tomorrow, I celebrate my 95th birthday!"
"Oh, really?" said one sarcastic youngster. "How?"