Vibrating chess set

Like Ferrari and Hasselblad, another function cross-over which has me scratch my head. It seems that the actions of chess playing and of dildo play could hardly be more different, or less compatible.

But  I always welcome things which are a bit quaint. Seminal ideas. And things which disregard the braindead taboo on anything sexual. So what the heck. I won't even go into the question of: If that's an about-normal-sized set of chess, won't the pieces be, uhm, kind of small for real enjoyment in the other capacity? Unless of course they have really powerful vibrators and you can just insert one, dress and put on your face, and go have a relaxed day at the upscale lawyer's office you work at.

Oh, and by the way, apart from the fact that the two sides are supposed to have two different colors (it must be confusing to play, seriously), I must say this thing is really very nice looking.