I was a member of a hiking club here in W. Canada for a while - we didn't carry noisy little bells because the conventional wisdom of the group was that it just announced to the bears - or lions, in Mozambique - that lunch was just around the corner.
I have always had difficulties telling lion cub shit and big lion shit apart. Now it is clear. Thanks for posting this informative letter.
ReplyDeleteWhat can I say but, LOL.
ReplyDeleteTTL, you're absolutely correct. EO is just a wealth of knowledge. I never knew the difference before either. So the next time I'm in Mozambique...:-)
Also note that if you find adult shit, you save the money from having to buy bells yourself.
ReplyDeleteI was a member of a hiking club here in W. Canada for a while - we didn't carry noisy little bells because the conventional wisdom of the group was that it just announced to the bears - or lions, in Mozambique - that lunch was just around the corner.
ReplyDelete"Also note that if you find adult shit, you save the money from having to buy bells yourself."
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks again for the free bonus tip! :-D