Delaware man caught masturbating in airline seat, article.
It's a laugh that people still get arrested for things like this in many countries. What happened to just slapping his face and changing seats? Like the police don't have any serious matters to attend to.
If he had given me a pun I would have tossed him off... while the plane was airborne.
ReplyDeleteI'd rather like to have a self-pleasing woman sitting next to me (seat 29B), please.
ReplyDeleteOverheard at check-in.
I'm sure the man really meant no harm. That was probably the best seat he ever came across.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I know some airplane seats have really had my juices flowing.
ReplyDeleteI'm just impressed he had enough room to move enough, in an airplane seat? :-)
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