The thing is, I heard that contortionists suffer from premature joint wearing and arthrosis, because of the constant extra strain and extreme motion amplitude inflicted on their skeletons.
I myself have just some slightly lax ligaments, and while I coudn't DREAM of doing what he does (today I've even become too stiff for self-fellatio), I suffer from the negative consequences of having less support than normal between my bones. Imperfect adjustment: that's something cartilage doesn't like.
You could say I've got a few loose screws. ;-)
Pity. I would've enjoyed learning kung-fu. But my body is unfit for violent activities. For instance, I can't hold the Tarzan Position hanging from the chandelier, even if the girl is petite.
Good news is, my Professors have assured me I don't qualify for the criteria of Marfan Syndrome (typical aspect: the silhouette of Abraham Lincoln, true fact!), so my heart valves and the future of my eyes are safe.
"elantsci"... Is that an anagram of "elastic"? Well... almost!
The thing is, I heard that contortionists suffer from premature joint wearing and arthrosis, because of the constant extra strain and extreme motion amplitude inflicted on their skeletons.
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You could say I've got a few loose screws. ;-)
Pity. I would've enjoyed learning kung-fu. But my body is unfit for violent activities. For instance, I can't hold the Tarzan Position hanging from the chandelier, even if the girl is petite.
Good news is, my Professors have assured me I don't qualify for the criteria of Marfan Syndrome (typical aspect: the silhouette of Abraham Lincoln, true fact!), so my heart valves and the future of my eyes are safe.
"elantsci"... Is that an anagram of "elastic"? Well... almost!