It's a well-known problem for well-equipped men: you can't find underwear with room enough to hold your equipment securely down while you sleep. So some men use a belt to tie the monster to their knee. Warning: don't do it. Last year I had a dream about Halle Berry, and I dislocated my thigh from my hip.
Jeez. 6'4", a sexy accent, sweet job, and a huge dong?
ReplyDeleteNot to mention funny, handsome, and rich.
ReplyDeleteBut it's admissions time: the dong thing is a shameful lie.
Fortunately my oral exams have always brought home the gold.
So you're tying down your beloved ALDITCS device??
ReplyDeleteHmmm...
Greetings.
Not to mention funny, handsome, and rich.
ReplyDeleteWell...rich, anyway. ;-) heh heh
And modest!
ReplyDeleteNot me. I've tried to include modesty and so become perfect, but somehow it doesn't really fit me.
ReplyDelete"Not to mention funny, handsome, and rich.
ReplyDelete- And modest!"
But try as you may, you'll never outdo me. I'm the mostest modestest humblest dude in the fucking world, man! The legends can't lie.
"Fortunately my oral exams have always brought home the gold."
Oh, so you're well-endowed ELSEWHERE? ;-)
Oh yes, my oral feats are legendary.
ReplyDeleteOne girl said to me once: "I wouldn't have imagined you could give me so much pleasure; all you ever do is talk about yourself."
I said: "well, why do you think my jaws and tongue are so strong?"
(That's actually pretty much a true story.)
You guys are fucked in the head. I'm way more modest than you guys. I've forgot more about being modest than you guys will ever know. ;-)
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