Animals are totally gay. And they don't mean that in the South Park sense, meaning "shite". They mean gay.
Giraffes have all-male orgies. So do bottlenose dolphins, killer whales, gray whales, and West Indian manatees. Japanese macaques, on the other hand, are ardent lesbians; the females enthusiastically mount each other. Bonobos, one of our closest primate relatives, are similar, except that their lesbian sexual encounters occur every two hours.
I imagine that gay-rights fighters and many fundamentalists will be very excited about this news*, except in opposite ways.
* Or "news", if you prefer. It's been known for a while.
Do those critters get Aids? Do they spread it around? Will STDs kill off our wildlife, even if we don't?
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I used this link to take some of the heat off my friend the green monkey, but google searches for ["green monkey"] [AIDS] without the brackets will take you into some strange territory.
Gives a whole new perspective to the penguin movie Happy Feet! :-D
ReplyDelete@ Pascal:
ReplyDeleteWelcome back, Stranger!
We missed you - nice to see you're alive and well....