Cute and funny, but again, what a shame that so many humans are ashamed of their bodies, this could be so much prettier without the censorship.
Without the censorship it wouldn't work. It wouldn't be funny.
Most people should be ashamed of their body. Let's face it, most people aren't very attractive. These girls are, and if every woman looked like this, we'd be okay. Just like it would be great if every guy had the physique of a male model and was hung like John Holmes.
So, what, not living up to an arbitrary standard or beauty means you should be ashamed? I call bullshit. The fact that many people feel queasy looking at the naked human form says more about them than it does the naked people in question.
Although your comments regarding the naked female form made me think. When I worked in a hospital, one of the Oncologists had in his office a large and very tasteful, black and white photograph of a naked woman with a double mastectomy dancing on the beach with a big smile on her face. Despite the scars where her breasts would have been it was a surprisingly beautiful and uplifting photograph. Everyone always commented positively on it. I never heard anyone say anything negative about it.
On Domai, I do edit away pimples, but not scars. And I've had a couple of models with quite big scars. Usually got positive comments on them. (Of course it would be un-PC to say anything negative, but still.)
So, what, not living up to an arbitrary standard or beauty means you should be ashamed? I call bullshit. The fact that many people feel queasy looking at the naked human form says more about them than it does the naked people in question.
There's nothing arbitrary about it, you poor moron. Call bullshit all you want.
Ah, yes, Baroness, but imagine the reaction if someone hung up some photograph of a scarless, beautiful naked woman, people would say why does that doctor have porn hanging in his office? People see a photograph of someone like you described, and it would be un-PC to say anything negative so they don't. People still think all the things they always used to, the difference is they don't say them aloud. There is the way the world really is, and the way some wish it was. Pretending the fantasy is reality is no way to live.
Anonymous, Dude, I know I'm probably making a mistake by trying to talk to you, but I'm curious. Is there any particular reason you do what you do? I've never heard you say anything positive, you're always calling everyone idiots or morons, everything's always crap, etc. It's gotten really predictable, and honestly, I have a hard time believing it. Do you really hate EVERYTHING that much? Lol, are you the Anti-Eolake, whatever Eolake says, you have to disagree with it?
I mean, I don't mean to attack you or anything, I want to get along with everyone. I know it'll be taken that way, and I apologize in advance. I'm just wondering. To me, it seems like a pain in the ass to be that hateful all the time.
I don't think the people in this video were any more ashamed than Spencer Tunick's volunteers. It's more about the ashamedifiness of some people who would see the video!
A couple days ago, I saw the film Borat. I was in stitches at the scene where the two "Kazakhs" fight naked, and Borat has this HUGE censorship bar over his privates.
"Without the censorship it wouldn't work. It wouldn't be funny." Anon#1 has a point: it would be pretty/cute, but there would be no joke! BTW, the fat "Kazakh" was the absolute opposite of attractive (I hadn't even IMAGINED he would look that bad naked), but it was really some jolly good fun, I say, that scene, and what not. Interesting that he did NOT need any censorship bar over HIM. Nothing showed anyway! :-D
"Just like it would be great if every guy had the physique of a male model and was hung like John Holmes." Ah, I have to disagree there. There's a good reason why the average human penis size (Mini-Me notwithstanding!) is 9 to 18cm erect. Anything above 12cm is superfluous to fill a normal vagina anyway. Pelvic anatomy 101. Also, any penetration of more than 17cm bumps into the posterior vaginal cul-de-sac and is painful. All the well-hung guys out there, remember this valuable tip and don't try to "go deep". That fascination with huge pricks (pun intended) is just the result of sad masculine insecurity. A big car or gun won't make you any better in bed either. It will just make the ladies more willing to humor you by flattering outrageously. :-)
Illustro, Way to call a bluff, mah man! :-) (If I may use that synonym bor bullshit. ;-)
Baroness, Thank you for the moving testimony. Worthy of the Domai newsletter, if the story were longer.
"And I've had a couple of models with quite big scars." Out of curiosity, remind me of a few examples? Myself, I don't need to be PC. Because I'm a caring and honest guy anyway. If I've got nothing nice to say, I'll just "not say it", instead of trying to say it in a positive-sounding way. "I'm fat, I'm wrinkled, my boobs are sagging, I've got varicose veins, a huge ass, my hair's UGLY... what is there to say about me that would be positive? - Well, you've got excellent eyesight..." The coroner ruled the husband's death as a tongue accident.
"When these ladies changed to running in the buff. They began to act like children. Smiles all round even playing games" NICE, Joe! You've got something there. They shed their arbitrary and sad inhibitions along with their clothes. Like, deep, dude.
For those interested, here is a fun story featuring a naked woman with a missing breast scar: Birthday suits It's also got a police mystery and lots of humor of all tastefulness degrees! :-) And the cartoonist wrote earlier a story about manliness size embarrassment! [Chicken Little] Don't forget my check, Noodtoonist!
"Pretending the fantasy is reality is no way to live." Well, Anon#4, this certainly isn't a danger looming on YOU. Congrats on a lucid -if not smiling- life you lead!
"Go get your dick bitten off by a chihuahua." Oh, so you've already read Chicken Little? :-) Ay caramba! Is this what el gringos call a "hot dog"?
Jed wondered... "Do you really hate EVERYTHING that much?" Naah! Josie here LOVES to hang around our prestigious blog in our fine company! Can't you tell?
"are you the Anti-Eolake" Somebody theorized that our national politician Walid Jumblatt was the Anti-Christ. You know, the fearsome dude destined to one day rule the world. All of Lebanon enjoyed that excellent joke! Check out his photo: he's almost as Conan-ish as Adolf Hitler. But far less aggressive! Ay, chihuahua!
"To me, it seems like a pain in the ass to be that hateful all the time." Well, I've heard say that in prison, some forms of loving can also be a pain in the...
Let me try to explain it this way: Denmark produced Søren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855) and England produced Alfred Hawthorne Hill (1924-1992).
ReplyDeleteCute and funny, but again, what a shame that so many humans are ashamed of their bodies, this could be so much prettier without the censorship.
ReplyDeleteWithout the censorship it wouldn't work. It wouldn't be funny.
Most people should be ashamed of their body. Let's face it, most people aren't very attractive. These girls are, and if every woman looked like this, we'd be okay. Just like it would be great if every guy had the physique of a male model and was hung like John Holmes.
So, what, not living up to an arbitrary standard or beauty means you should be ashamed? I call bullshit. The fact that many people feel queasy looking at the naked human form says more about them than it does the naked people in question.
ReplyDeleteHa! Ha! Love it!
ReplyDeleteAlthough your comments regarding the naked female form made me think.
When I worked in a hospital, one of the Oncologists had in his office a large and very tasteful, black and white photograph of a naked woman with a double mastectomy dancing on the beach with a big smile on her face. Despite the scars where her breasts would have been it was a surprisingly beautiful and uplifting photograph. Everyone always commented positively on it. I never heard anyone say anything negative about it.
Cool.
ReplyDeleteOn Domai, I do edit away pimples, but not scars. And I've had a couple of models with quite big scars. Usually got positive comments on them.
(Of course it would be un-PC to say anything negative, but still.)
I think that when the clothing is taken away that the attitude changes.
ReplyDeleteWhen these ladies changed to running in the buff. They began to act like children. Smiles all round even playing games.
That is probably why volley ball is so much fun when nude.
Joe
So, what, not living up to an arbitrary standard or beauty means you should be ashamed? I call bullshit. The fact that many people feel queasy looking at the naked human form says more about them than it does the naked people in question.
ReplyDeleteThere's nothing arbitrary about it, you poor moron. Call bullshit all you want.
When these ladies changed to running in the buff. They began to act like children. Smiles all round even playing games.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you know they were acting, right? What am I saying? Of course you didn't know, but in your reply you will pretend to have.
Ah, yes, Baroness, but imagine the reaction if someone hung up some photograph of a scarless, beautiful naked woman, people would say why does that doctor have porn hanging in his office? People see a photograph of someone like you described, and it would be un-PC to say anything negative so they don't. People still think all the things they always used to, the difference is they don't say them aloud. There is the way the world really is, and the way some wish it was. Pretending the fantasy is reality is no way to live.
ReplyDelete"There's nothing arbitrary about it, you poor moron. Call bullshit all you want."
ReplyDeleteBecause personal attacks make you right. Go get your dick bitten off by a chihuahua.
Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteDude, I know I'm probably making a mistake by trying to talk to you, but I'm curious. Is there any particular reason you do what you do? I've never heard you say anything positive, you're always calling everyone idiots or morons, everything's always crap, etc. It's gotten really predictable, and honestly, I have a hard time believing it. Do you really hate EVERYTHING that much? Lol, are you the Anti-Eolake, whatever Eolake says, you have to disagree with it?
I mean, I don't mean to attack you or anything, I want to get along with everyone. I know it'll be taken that way, and I apologize in advance. I'm just wondering. To me, it seems like a pain in the ass to be that hateful all the time.
I don't think the people in this video were any more ashamed than Spencer Tunick's volunteers. It's more about the ashamedifiness of some people who would see the video!
ReplyDeleteA couple days ago, I saw the film Borat. I was in stitches at the scene where the two "Kazakhs" fight naked, and Borat has this HUGE censorship bar over his privates.
"Without the censorship it wouldn't work. It wouldn't be funny."
Anon#1 has a point: it would be pretty/cute, but there would be no joke!
BTW, the fat "Kazakh" was the absolute opposite of attractive (I hadn't even IMAGINED he would look that bad naked), but it was really some jolly good fun, I say, that scene, and what not.
Interesting that he did NOT need any censorship bar over HIM. Nothing showed anyway! :-D
"Just like it would be great if every guy had the physique of a male model and was hung like John Holmes."
Ah, I have to disagree there. There's a good reason why the average human penis size (Mini-Me notwithstanding!) is 9 to 18cm erect. Anything above 12cm is superfluous to fill a normal vagina anyway. Pelvic anatomy 101.
Also, any penetration of more than 17cm bumps into the posterior vaginal cul-de-sac and is painful. All the well-hung guys out there, remember this valuable tip and don't try to "go deep".
That fascination with huge pricks (pun intended) is just the result of sad masculine insecurity. A big car or gun won't make you any better in bed either. It will just make the ladies more willing to humor you by flattering outrageously. :-)
Illustro,
Way to call a bluff, mah man! :-)
(If I may use that synonym bor bullshit. ;-)
Baroness,
Thank you for the moving testimony. Worthy of the Domai newsletter, if the story were longer.
"And I've had a couple of models with quite big scars."
Out of curiosity, remind me of a few examples?
Myself, I don't need to be PC. Because I'm a caring and honest guy anyway. If I've got nothing nice to say, I'll just "not say it", instead of trying to say it in a positive-sounding way.
"I'm fat, I'm wrinkled, my boobs are sagging, I've got varicose veins, a huge ass, my hair's UGLY... what is there to say about me that would be positive?
- Well, you've got excellent eyesight..."
The coroner ruled the husband's death as a tongue accident.
"When these ladies changed to running in the buff. They began to act like children. Smiles all round even playing games"
NICE, Joe! You've got something there.
They shed their arbitrary and sad inhibitions along with their clothes. Like, deep, dude.
For those interested, here is a fun story featuring a naked woman with a missing breast scar:
Birthday suits
It's also got a police mystery and lots of humor of all tastefulness degrees! :-)
And the cartoonist wrote earlier a story about manliness size embarrassment! [Chicken Little]
Don't forget my check, Noodtoonist!
"Pretending the fantasy is reality is no way to live."
ReplyDeleteWell, Anon#4, this certainly isn't a danger looming on YOU. Congrats on a lucid -if not smiling- life you lead!
"Go get your dick bitten off by a chihuahua."
Oh, so you've already read Chicken Little? :-)
Ay caramba! Is this what el gringos call a "hot dog"?
Jed wondered...
"Do you really hate EVERYTHING that much?"
Naah! Josie here LOVES to hang around our prestigious blog in our fine company! Can't you tell?
"are you the Anti-Eolake"
Somebody theorized that our national politician Walid Jumblatt was the Anti-Christ. You know, the fearsome dude destined to one day rule the world. All of Lebanon enjoyed that excellent joke!
Check out his photo: he's almost as Conan-ish as Adolf Hitler. But far less aggressive!
Ay, chihuahua!
"To me, it seems like a pain in the ass to be that hateful all the time."
Well, I've heard say that in prison, some forms of loving can also be a pain in the...
"Well, I've heard say that in prison, some forms of loving can also be a pain in the..."
ReplyDeleteDude just don't drop the soap when you are in the shower.