Suddenly I feel the desire to illegally download movies. Bender made it look cool. I'm sure I'll gradually move on to graverobbing...you know, in time.
Bah, graverobbing is for sissies. I'm currently tracking down the woman who stole my beating human heart. And then I'll take her 5 sapphire eyes as payback and hide away her head in a jar! And then she'll say: "I love you." ;-)
Suddenly I feel the desire to illegally download movies. Bender made it look cool. I'm sure I'll gradually move on to graverobbing...you know, in time.
ReplyDeleteBah, graverobbing is for sissies. I'm currently tracking down the woman who stole my beating human heart.
ReplyDeleteAnd then I'll take her 5 sapphire eyes as payback and hide away her head in a jar!
And then she'll say: "I love you." ;-)
Frankly, Pascal, that's just sick!
ReplyDeleteJust so's you know, Hannibal Lecter was a complete pussy. Oooh, I'm a cannibal! Scary! As they said in the 90s: NOT!
ReplyDeleteCome say it to my leather-masked face, pretty Josie.
ReplyDeleteWe'll have... dinner together.
I don't drink... wine!
So, 8 PM it is then?
It's a date. Don't be late.
Having to come and get you, I would hate.
I know where you live, mate.
Incidentally, I don't eat pussy.
I prefer the meatier bits.
So you needn't worry, sweet thing.