The amazing thing about babies is that they have not built up any tension or stiffness yet. I saw two one-year-old twins in the train once, sitting on each parent's lap across from each other. What struck me was how far they could turn their heads when they looked around. It was like they were on ball bearings!
YOUR MOTHER SUCKS CANDY CANES IN DISNEYLAND! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! RING AROUND THE COLLAR! RING AROUND THE COLLAR! YOUR FARTS SMELL WORSE THAN MY WORKPLACE! EAT MORE FIBERS! [Whirrrrrllllllll........ barf!] Eyew. My best red suit! That's it: no more minted candy apples before riding Space Mountain. This isn't going to wash easily. Oh-oh-oh, Mrs Satan is going to kill me!
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Also friggin' adorable!
ReplyDeleteI wonder if birds find eggs cute?...
The amazing thing about babies is that they have not built up any tension or stiffness yet.
ReplyDeleteI saw two one-year-old twins in the train once, sitting on each parent's lap across from each other. What struck me was how far they could turn their heads when they looked around. It was like they were on ball bearings!
What struck me was how far they could turn their heads when they looked around. It was like they were on ball bearings!
ReplyDeleteHm....I think they may have been possessed by Satan. ;-)
Jimbo,
ReplyDeleteYOUR MOTHER SUCKS CANDY CANES IN DISNEYLAND! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
RING AROUND THE COLLAR! RING AROUND THE COLLAR!
YOUR FARTS SMELL WORSE THAN MY WORKPLACE! EAT MORE FIBERS!
[Whirrrrrllllllll........ barf!]
Eyew. My best red suit!
That's it: no more minted candy apples before riding Space Mountain.
This isn't going to wash easily. Oh-oh-oh, Mrs Satan is going to kill me!
[This post rated PG-13. Parent supervision strongly advised for all budding bigots.]
> I wonder if birds find eggs cute?...
ReplyDeleteI love your philosophic questions, Pascal !!!
:-)
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