This reminds me... now, please don't judge me for something I dreamed, OK? Recently I dreamed I was accused of hating women, and I said, in the dream: "I don't hate women! I love women! It's just... if only they wouldn't talk all the time!"
I apologize for the sexist stereotype which propped up in my dream, I swear I don't think like that and none of the women I know ever talk too much. :-)
Reminds me of Billy Connolly's quip about how women can't keep secrets but can hold in farts, men can't hold in farts but can keep secrets. Of course, women win in the end because they CAN keep a secret - as long as you whisper it into their bum!
This reminds me... now, please don't judge me for something I dreamed, OK? Recently I dreamed I was accused of hating women, and I said, in the dream: "I don't hate women! I love women! It's just... if only they wouldn't talk all the time!"
ReplyDeleteI apologize for the sexist stereotype which propped up in my dream, I swear I don't think like that and none of the women I know ever talk too much. :-)
Ha!Ha!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of Billy Connolly's quip about how women can't keep secrets but can hold in farts, men can't hold in farts but can keep secrets. Of course, women win in the end because they CAN keep a secret - as long as you whisper it into their bum!
BaronessBlack said...
ReplyDelete"...as long as you whisper it into their bum!"
LOL!! GOOD ONE!! He's actually right on!! Exactly why most of my friends aren't women!! Sad but true!
LOVE Billy Connolly!! He's a HOOT!! :-)
"Exactly why most of my friends aren't women!"
ReplyDeleteWhat, you mean because they know how to whisper their secrets to you? ;-)
Ooh, I'm SO naughty!
Hey, don't blame me. It was the Baroness that started this whole classy conversation!
P.S.: FART!
P.P.S.: Don't look at ME! It was the... ah, never mind.
Just... keep my secret, okay?
Yes, exactly right. They are all born this way, and age doesn't make it any more understandable.
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