I thought it quite *interesting* that...it took the chick 72 ROUNDS(!!) to finally *cry Uncle*...especially since she so objected to the whole deal in the first place! lol! :-) Poor judge...having to deal with...uh...NUTS like this! Throw the case outta court, I say! lol! ;-)
It just amazes me everytime I read something like this. I mean, you can't make this stuff up!
I think it was Maus's wife that is the real kicker here. She had finally agreed to it, knowing that her husband (Maus) was sterile and not the father of their children.
TC, Right-o. She didn't seem in a hurry to object...
Reminds me of that very difficult time I had unserting a urinary tube to a woman the very first time. I couldn't find the tiny spot, had to poke around for a good while... and the 63 year-old virgin seemed to experience a very odd sort of discomfort! She was all BUT upset afterwards. No fib. She cried a few things, but the word "Uncle" wasn't among them. :-) When it was finally done, she seemed very tired, and thanked me with a "Bless you, Doctor". But it IS a common thanking expression in Lebanon, so... It took me a few seconds, after I got back to our Interns quarters, to understand why my comrade (who was present the whole time) erupted into roaring laughter. Good ol' George, what a merry fella.
I say Mr Soupolos should sue Mrs Maus' cheating ass! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
Sounds like something out of an adult version of the Katzenjammer Kids. Playing Katz Und Maus, eventuell? Unglaublich! Nu, pogodi! "So, did Tom the Sperm finally catch Jerry the cute Ovule?" I'll have to ask Joe and William... (Better known as Hanna & Barbera)
"I mean, you can't make this stuff up!" You're welcome to try!!! :-D Serendipity: the unintended inventiveness of human stupidity will always be superior to the imagination of any literary genius. :-)
Funny, in the email I got forwarded of this comment, some of the letters did not work, were replaced by question marks, like W and E. Others did work... Actually looking at it, those that did work are just regular letters which look like a different letter upside-down, like d.
"Three times a day during a few days every month would have been a better idea."
Three times a day every day for sex, er, SIX months, now THAT sounds like a good idea I'd volunteer for! :-)
I pretty much can't see any of your upside-down letters, myself. Perhaps it's true what they say about too much masturbation. Or duo sex. Ah, whatever. Who needs I's when you've got all the 'S' you could want, 'A'? Still, it's not such a worrying condition, because 'N' the second link given by Daniel, I *can* 'C' them. If I squint a little... ;-)
I thought it quite *interesting* that...it took the chick 72 ROUNDS(!!) to finally *cry Uncle*...especially since she so objected to the whole deal in the first place! lol! :-) Poor judge...having to deal with...uh...NUTS like this! Throw the case outta court, I say! lol! ;-)
ReplyDeleteIt just amazes me everytime I read something like this. I mean, you can't make this stuff up!
ReplyDeleteI think it was Maus's wife that is the real kicker here. She had finally agreed to it, knowing that her husband (Maus) was sterile and not the father of their children.
Boy, talk about a setup for trouble....
TC,
ReplyDeleteRight-o. She didn't seem in a hurry to object...
Reminds me of that very difficult time I had unserting a urinary tube to a woman the very first time. I couldn't find the tiny spot, had to poke around for a good while... and the 63 year-old virgin seemed to experience a very odd sort of discomfort! She was all BUT upset afterwards.
No fib.
She cried a few things, but the word "Uncle" wasn't among them. :-)
When it was finally done, she seemed very tired, and thanked me with a "Bless you, Doctor". But it IS a common thanking expression in Lebanon, so...
It took me a few seconds, after I got back to our Interns quarters, to understand why my comrade (who was present the whole time) erupted into roaring laughter. Good ol' George, what a merry fella.
I say Mr Soupolos should sue Mrs Maus' cheating ass!
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
JER-RY! JER-RY! JER-RY!
Sounds like something out of an adult version of the Katzenjammer Kids. Playing Katz Und Maus, eventuell? Unglaublich! Nu, pogodi!
"So, did Tom the Sperm finally catch Jerry the cute Ovule?" I'll have to ask Joe and William... (Better known as Hanna & Barbera)
"I mean, you can't make this stuff up!"
You're welcome to try!!! :-D
Serendipity: the unintended inventiveness of human stupidity will always be superior to the imagination of any literary genius. :-)
Pascal said...
ReplyDelete"She cried a few things, but the word "Uncle" wasn't among them.
:-)"
"Bless you, Doctor" Pascal, for that most humorous story! lol! ;-)
Bittersweet, I'd say! lol!
"three evenings a week for six months"
ReplyDeleteAre they all ignorant?
Three times a day during a few days every month would have been a better idea.
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ReplyDeleteOK, I give in, how do you make upside-down letters?
ReplyDeleteeolake said...
ReplyDelete"OK, I give in, how do you make upside-down letters?"
*Free-rotate* in Word or something, TTL???
uʍop ǝpısdn pɹɐoqʎǝʞ ɹnoʎ uɹnʇ ʇsnɾ ˙˙˙ sıɥʇ ǝʞıן
ReplyDeleteI know it's tough typing that way; some of the letters got all messed up. Sorry.
It's called Unicode. More here (checkout 0250 and 0265) or just go ahead and expirement
Thank you very much.
ReplyDeleteFunny, in the email I got forwarded of this comment, some of the letters did not work, were replaced by question marks, like W and E. Others did work...
Actually looking at it, those that did work are just regular letters which look like a different letter upside-down, like d.
But TTL's original one worked, I think.
˙ɐɥɐɥɐɥ :ןıɐɯǝ ʎɯ ɹoɟ ʇsǝʇ ɐ sı sıɥʇ
"Three times a day during a few days every month would have been a better idea."
ReplyDeleteThree times a day every day for sex, er, SIX months, now THAT sounds like a good idea I'd volunteer for! :-)
I pretty much can't see any of your upside-down letters, myself.
Perhaps it's true what they say about too much masturbation. Or duo sex.
Ah, whatever. Who needs I's when you've got all the 'S' you could want, 'A'?
Still, it's not such a worrying condition, because 'N' the second link given by Daniel, I *can* 'C' them.
If I squint a little... ;-)