Thursday, March 26, 2009

Nantucket

There once was a man from Nantucket
who mortgaged his house for a bucket
the lesson was clear
he said with a jeer
I couldn't afford a Mcnugget

1 comment:

  1. A couple is making love. The man says: "Talk dirty to me, baby!"
    So the woman goes:

    "There was a man from Boston, Mass,
    His balls were made of brass.
    When he banged them together
    They made a sound of thunder
    And lightning shot out his ass.

    Did hou come, honey?"

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