This is an old one, based on stereotypical images, but indulge me...
Man walks into chemist/pharmacist and asks for a packet of condoms.
The salesman behind the counter says "You have several choices, the first is the American, a three pack. The next is the Latino, which is a six pack."
The customer interrupts, "Why is the six pack called the Latino". Pharmacist replies "One a day, but not on Sunday. Now we also have the African America, an 8 pack."
Curious, the punter asks, "Okay, 8?". The pharmacist replies, "yes, twice on Sundays. And the piece de la resistance, the twelve pack or as I prefer 'the Englishman'".
Agog the punter queries "All on a Sunday?", to which the answer comes, "No, January, February...."
This is an old one, based on stereotypical images, but indulge me...
ReplyDeleteMan walks into chemist/pharmacist and asks for a packet of condoms.
The salesman behind the counter says "You have several choices, the first is the American, a three pack. The next is the Latino, which is a six pack."
The customer interrupts, "Why is the six pack called the Latino". Pharmacist replies "One a day, but not on Sunday. Now we also have the African America, an 8 pack."
Curious, the punter asks, "Okay, 8?". The pharmacist replies, "yes, twice on Sundays. And the piece de la resistance, the twelve pack or as I prefer 'the Englishman'".
Agog the punter queries "All on a Sunday?", to which the answer comes, "No, January, February...."
Three condoms. Zero conundrum.
ReplyDeleteCrystal clear, mister clerk.
My verification: "prop ooey"
(okay, without the middle space, but still... ?!?)
I guess you could consider condoms to be props.