Being the son of an engineer, I can tell you how this death ray functions: it pumps molten death through a lead straw from the Chtonian Underworld, and disseminates its molecules in our dimension using the atmospheric pollution particles as an adsorbing vector. Then it's all a matter of watching the Weather Channel and picking the right moment to push the "ON" switch. For a power source, it uses a basic reaction of anti-matter exposed to the juice of old Hamas stormtrooper socks. This is actually the real tricky part: getting Hamas drones to wear gym socks. It was the second best choice, after Mullah Omar edicted a fatwa against socks. Really, he did. It's true: white socks were strictly prohibited under the Taliban regime.
Maybe this comic is just hillarious to engineers?
ReplyDeleteBeing the son of an engineer, I can tell you how this death ray functions: it pumps molten death through a lead straw from the Chtonian Underworld, and disseminates its molecules in our dimension using the atmospheric pollution particles as an adsorbing vector.
ReplyDeleteThen it's all a matter of watching the Weather Channel and picking the right moment to push the "ON" switch.
For a power source, it uses a basic reaction of anti-matter exposed to the juice of old Hamas stormtrooper socks. This is actually the real tricky part: getting Hamas drones to wear gym socks.
It was the second best choice, after Mullah Omar edicted a fatwa against socks.
Really, he did. It's true: white socks were strictly prohibited under the Taliban regime.