Adam Stayed Out Late

It was late one night in the Garden of Eden and Adam and Eve were having an argument. Adam had stayed out late for several nights in a row and Eve was not happy.

"You're running around with other women!" she exclaimed. "I just know it!"

"Come on, be reasonable!" Adam countered. "How could I be? You're the only woman on earth!"

Eve did not have a reply to that.

A short time later, Adam went to sleep.

He was awakened in the middle of the night by Eve poking him in the side.

"What are you doing?" Adam asked.

Eve replied, "I'm counting your ribs!"