Notes on life, art, photography and technology, by a Danish dropout bohemian.
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Wednesday, July 16, 2008
An enigma
A friend said to me: "Why are you always talking out of your ass? You're a mystery to me." I said: "I'm a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an enema."
"Enematter" of minutes, the comments poured. The server was flooded. Shy faces were flushed. Smelly puns were everywhere. And good taste went down the drain. People wanted toilet loose and get down. Yes, I'm sewer of it! That sinking feeling is never wrong. We're in it for goo...d. Oh sheet, it's a paper view event! (And gas what's coming up next? Ca-ca-can you tell?)
"I'm a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an enema."
ReplyDeleteAnd since, Mr. Stobblehouse, healthcare is provided to all residents of the UK, that would make it...an enema of the state...
N'est pas?
;-)
EYEW! You're also gross!
ReplyDeleteAnd you can take my word for it, I'm an expert at, uh, "reverse-talking".
"Do *NOT* go on that blog. Whoo!"
How do you wrap something IN an enema? I mean,uhm, well, that is... ah, forget it! Too icky!
ReplyDeleteIt's nice to see you have such good friends, though. :-)
"Enematter" of minutes, the comments poured. The server was flooded. Shy faces were flushed. Smelly puns were everywhere. And good taste went down the drain. People wanted toilet loose and get down.
ReplyDeleteYes, I'm sewer of it! That sinking feeling is never wrong. We're in it for goo...d. Oh sheet, it's a paper view event! (And gas what's coming up next? Ca-ca-can you tell?)
"Yabba-dabba-doo-doo! ENEMA!!! Open-that-door! (It's urgent!)"
Had enough crappy humour yet? Toodle-loo then. I'm going to the bowl until I lose a slipper. Peace, y'all.
Pascal, in the name of all that is holy, PUT A LID ON IT!
ReplyDeleteThere are places where inspiration is best avoided, you know. Let it go already.
Ree-hee-hee-hee-healllly? "ALL that is holy"?
ReplyDelete"Don't have a COW, man!" - Bart Simpson.