Translated from Danish by Eolake
In a nursing home the teeth are loose. They take them out at night and replace them in the morning. And pray.
Camilla, 6
Grandmas have very big bras. I can sit in one shell and my brother in the other.
Kaja, 7
The best thing about grandpa is that he is himself, he doesn't pretend to be some kind of normal person.
Magnus, 6
If a man says "I love you" to an old woman she becomes furious, because she's tired of hearing about it.
Amalie, 7
When you die you go to Paris.
Line, 6
God is just damn good.
Julie, 6
God is a soft man, he is almost transparent.
Kate, 6
God owns the sun. He turns it off at night because of the environment.
Nicoline, 5
God's mother is called Godmother. She is mother to all his children: Jesus, Moses, and Santa.
Henrik, 7
Being an angel is womens' work.
Anna, 9
Boy aren't like angels, not even when they smile.
Cornelia, 7
In Paradise they use greenery for underwear.
Therese, 7
If you kneel and beg in front of the priest, he'll give you a biscuit.
Frida, 6
I have a dog who believes in God.
Ida, 5
Reeza doesn't believe in God, he believes in Allan.
Kate, 6
When you die they put you in the ground, and the priest says "earth to earth, and stay there", and pours dirt on your head.
Hans Petter, 9
Whether to believe in God or Allan, that's the question.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I like Allan. He's got a better dental plan. Also, he's a lot more charismatic. He doesn't smite anyone when he doesn't get his way.
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