Groucho

I'm watching Groucho Marx on Dick Cavett Show. Good stuff.

Groucho met a priest once, who told him: "my mother loves you." Groucho said: "I didn't know you fellas had mothers."

The priest said "I want to thank you for all the joy you've put into the world." Groucho said: "I want to thank you for all the joy you've taken out of it."