Half Of UK Men Would Swap Sex For 50 Inch TV.
What I'm surprised about is that only half of that would swap chocolate for sex.
... Thinking about it, the swap is limited to half a year of sex... perhaps half of men don't foresee any sex to speak of in the next six month, whereas chocolate is a close as the corner store!
They would swap sex for a 50 inch ... what? Oh, for a TV? No. For something else 50 inches maybe yes. But only because of all the future sex which such an endowment might imply ...
ReplyDeleteWith lady elephants? :)
ReplyDelete"TOKYO (Reuters) - Toshiba Corp is planning to stop production of equipment compatible with the HD DVD format for high-definition video, allowing the competing Blu-Ray camp a free run, public broadcaster NHK reported on Saturday."
ReplyDeleteLast chance to get a HD DVD player!
So, if they can get TVs, that's 50% of the competition out of my way.
ReplyDeleteGod bless consumerist technology!
But I'm letting NOBODY near my chocolate.
Worst part is that they'll end up watching porn flicks on their 50" TVs. Go figure.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if some guys buy those for the same reason they buy sports cars and other status symbols. Well, you know...
ReplyDeleteJoe Dick,
ReplyDeleteYou mean because of "small dick"? ;-)