I like sequel titles.
The Son Of Tarzan.
The Empire Strikes Back.
The Quickening.
Kramer Versus Kramer II, The Revenge.
Apollo 14, This Time It's Personal.
Harry Potter VIII, So You Thought It Was Over?
Mission Impossible IV, Well-Nigh Unlikely.
Hannibal III, Time For Dessert.
Saturday The Forteenth, The Aftermath.
665, The Neighbor of the Beast.
664, The Next-door Neighbor of the Beast.
The Princess Divorcee, Nothing Lasts Forever.
Titanic II, Bobbing Back.
Spider-Man 4, A Lazy Sunday.
Forest Gump II, Gump and Gumper.
Philadelphia 2, He's Back and He's Pissed.
The Mummy III, Don't Expect Any Plot By Now.
Brokeback Mountain 2, A Tale Of Two Lesbians.
The Godfather 4, Older, Wiser, Bitterer.
Toy Story III, Finally Lego.
Lethal Weapon 5, Nursing Home Armageddon.
The Passion Of The Christ The Second, So I'm Home, But Is Anybody Pleased?
Look Who's Talking IV, Talking To Cockroaches by Now.
301, The Mass Funeral.
C Movie, A Wasp's Tale.
Beowulf Again, Longer Swords.
Superman The Prequel, Life On Krypton: Pretty Peaceful Really.
Ironman the Sequel, Upgrading To Brass.
Transformers II, Transforming Your Soul By Meditation.
Van Helsing II, More Kinds Of Monsters.
Ben Hur The Remake, Chariots and Cell Phones.
South Park The Movie II, A Big Rubbery One.
The L Word The Movie, Strap-on Bonanza.
The Matrix 4, Turns Out Nothing Was Real.
Indiana Jones 5, Now Only Vehicle Chases.
Rocky 7, Going Gently Into That Good Night.
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The "665, The Neighbor of the Beast" one is not mine. I don't know who made it up, but it's great. - Eolake
Pascal added:
Sequel Titles 2: "Haven't we already done that one?"
Sequel 3: The Trilogy.
Final Fantasy 2: It ain't over even when it's over.
Final Fantasy VII1⁄2: Advent Children
Final Fantasy XIV: Song of the Fat Lady.
Desert Storm 3: This Time We'll Win.
Official Sports League Game 2008: Spring Edition.
Silence of the Cash Cows: Milk'em Dry!
Silence of the Hams: Real Bad Acting.
Store Wars: Clash Of The Price Tags.
Scar Wars: The Dark Nip-Tuck.
Bible III: the Koran.
Bible IV: the Unauthorized Sequel. By Anton Szandor LaVey. Rated Adults Only.
(Former title: Bible IV, Satan Strikes Back.)
Barbara Cartland's Generic Love Story #10,452: Love Is Eternal. (With previously unseen footage!)
Star Wars Ch.7: Siths in Iraq.
Halloween 33: Say "AAAAH!"
Rambo 2008: Last Blood.
Conan Barbarian, Armenian Warrior.
Blog Post 2: The Comments.
World War III:
Honey, I Sold The Kids: Let's Go To Hawaii!
Resident Anonymous Flamer 2: The Big Rubbery Twosome
Marvel vs DC vs Dark Horse vs Ninja Turtles vs Disney vs DragonBall: The Mother Of All Crossovers
Return Home of the Second Revenge of the Hero's Nephew's Neighbor's Girlfriend's Angry Boss And His Dog, Nothing Personal Just Business The Remake: The Ultimate License Cash-In!
How about:
ReplyDeleteThe Ten Commandments II: Out of My Cold Dead Hands You Bastards
Eolake, really now...you simply have too much time on your hands. And that surprises me for some reason :)
ReplyDeleteBut you did a great job on the list!
Thank you, dear Sir.
ReplyDeleteSomehow I've managed to arrange my life so I lack neither time nor money, something granted only few, so I'm blessed.
As Voyager's 'Tuvok' might say...
ReplyDeleteMay you live long and prosper
Somehow I've managed to arrange my life so I lack neither time nor money, something granted only few, so I'm blessed.
ReplyDeleteWatch it, Big E - you might make Final Identity's Enemies List with that kind of talk! ;-)
The Sound of Music II: The Vegas and Stockton Tour LIVE
ReplyDeleteSingin' in the Rain II: It Was Really Milk
March of the Penguins II: Summer in Alaska
The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly II: Plastic Surgeon at the O K Corral
Snakes on a Plane II: Orangutans on a Dinghy
Alien VII: The Alien Meets Rocky
E.T. the Extraterrestrial XVII: Now Phone Home with the Cellular Family Plan
The Way We Were II: Hubbell's Revenge
Sleepless in Seattle II: Drunk in Poughkeepsie
North by Northwest II: East by kind of Southerly
Citizen Kane II: A Very Rosebud Christmas
The Graduate II: Wrinkly Old Hags who like Pool Boys
Bull Durham II: The Post Season
Casablanca II: Now In Color!
The Wizard of Oz II: Now in Black and White!
Gone with the Wind II: After all, Tomorrow IS Another Day
Ishtar II: Why Not?
The Grandson Of Tarzan.
ReplyDeleteGideon's Granddaughter.
Nephews of a Lesser God.
ReplyDeleteGandhi II: The Empire Strikes Back
ReplyDeleterofl ... Gandhi II is the best yet! :) :) :)
ReplyDeleteSequel Titles 2: "Haven't we already done that one?"
ReplyDeleteSequel 3: The Trilogy.
Final Fantasy 2: It ain't over even when it's over.
Final Fantasy VII½: Advent Children
Final Fantasy XIV: Song of the Fat Lady.
Desert Storm 3: This Time We'll Win.
Official Sports League Game 2008: Spring Edition.
Silence of the Cash Cows: Milk'em Dry!
Silence of the Hams: Real Bad Acting.
Store Wars: Clash Of The Price Tags.
Scar Wars: The Dark Nip-Tuck.
Bible III: the Koran.
Bible IV: the Unauthorized Sequel. By Anton Szandor LaVey. Rated Adults Only.
(Former title: Bible IV, Satan Strikes Back.)
Barbara Cartland's Generic Love Story #10,452: Love Is Eternal. (With previously unseen footage!)
Star Wars Ch.7: Siths in Iraq.
Halloween 33: Say "AAAAH!"
Rambo 2008: Last Blood.
Conan Barbarian, Armenian Warrior.
Blog Post 2: The Comments.
World War III: Bush vs Laden.
Honey, I Sold The Kids: Let's Go To Hawaii!
Resident Anonymous Flamer 2: The Big Rubbery Twosome
Marvel vs DC vs Dark Horse vs Ninja Turtles vs Disney vs DragonBall: The Mother Of All Crossovers
Return Home of the Second Revenge of the Hero's Nephew's Neighbor's Girlfriend's Angry Boss And His Dog, Nothing Personal Just Business The Remake: The Ultimate License Cash-In!
These all suck. None of you has any imagination or originality. No, I couldn't do better - but I'm not going to inflict that on other people. Eolake probably thinks of himself as intelligent and witty. Poor SOB.
ReplyDeleteAnd you're just a little pitiful asshole who has nothing better to do than sit around putting others down. So piss off.
ReplyDeleteI guess you've got to believe that in order to get through another day. Unfortunately that doesn't make it true.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised you'd let yourself be riled by an Anonymous, E. I think that's the first time I've seen you respond in anger to someone's post.
ReplyDeleteThere, there, Anon, quit SOBbing. Please dry your tears, honey-bunny.
ReplyDeleteWhy do I bother? Because I'm such a great nice guy! The meanest thing one could do to a masochist is ignore his pleas for abuse. One who stays in a place he so fully hates *has* to derive some sick kinky pleasure from it.
P.S.: You ain't at the top of your game these days, are you? "These all suck"? That's ALL? Not even "These all suck giant whale cock"? How about "These are all like my two-way vacuum cleaner, the very same ones suck and blow"?
No wonder nobody wants to spank you, dog. Your heart's just not into it. Better bark louder next time, cutie-pie, or there'll be no flogging for you.
Now get your act together, or so help me, I'll send you lots of wet smooches!
Revenge of the Flamed 3: Pascal's Pep Talk.
ReplyDeleteEolake, could you possibly be more gay? No.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteEolake, could you possibly be more gay? No.
First off, you don't even know Eolake Stobblehouse. He's been one of my best (along with Pascal) friends I have met since owning a PC. He is a DECENT AND KIND HUMAN BEING who shouldn't have to tolerate BS from someone like you who hides behind an anonymous tag.
You don't even have the spine to reveal your idenity or explain your hatred agaisn't this man.
You need help man. Do yourself a favor and go to therapy. (PS Someone needs to change your diaper.)
Anonymous, your participation on this blog is as irritating as a potted cactus in a monkey's pajamas.
ReplyDeletePotted cacti in monkey's pajamas A.M.M.G.A.B.R.O. (always make me go a big rubbery one)
ReplyDelete:)))
Just as well. If you had to get intimate with them, it might be painful.
ReplyDeleteA potted cactus in a monkey's pajamas can make for a very entertaining spectacle. If ridiculous amuses you. ;-)
ReplyDeleteR.A.F.2: Revenge of the Aggravated Fireman
ReplyDeleteR.A.F.3: Rampaging Arsony in the Forest
R.A.F. the Prequel: Royal Air Force Rams the Ass of the Fuhrer (who goes a big rubbery one)
Reptile Arse Fun: Entering The Dragon
Rapid Acrobatic Flying: Dropping Virtual Napalm
Risky Assault on Fallujah: Desert Storm 2 ½
Requesting Assistance Fast: Formidable Flying Fortress Fatally Falling In Flames (a.k.a. R.A.F.7)
Rewind After Filming: photoshoot featurette of the movie on location
Ray, Alex & Final: the shocking secret truth!
Randomly Attacking Friends: the Contract on Eolake's Blog
Rinse And Floss: The End Of Halitosis
Repeat At Fancy: The Neverending Series
Rest And Farniente: Resident Anonymous Flamer goes on vacation
Real Annoying Fame: Celebrity Trolls.
Jackass 13: Risky Asinine Fun.
Ridiculous Acronyms Flurry: Blazing Champions Of Con-Phooey
Oh, I know who the BLAZES you are, you acrimonious acronymist. You're going to meet your MATCH. I'm HOT on your trail. I will SMOKE you out. We'll never be a CINDER enough. Next time you LOG on, your ASH is mine. HEAT my warnings, you'll SEETHE soon enough. SOOT yourself.
ReplyDeleteP.S.: Grrrr!
Rocky XVII: He Dies in This One. Really.
ReplyDelete"Really"? Well, t'was about time somebody put that old horse out of his misery. The Italian Stallion was starting to stall.
ReplyDelete"Hasta la vista. I won't be back." :-)
Dirty Dozen II: The President's Men.
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