What to look for in a man.
Magnetic Mary injects:
"Oh my god, this is so accurate it hurts..."
I am sure we can make similar statements for our Woman Wanted.
Like:
"Has to be nineteen, but very mature of mind.
Has to be highly educated, but only really care about me.
Has to be innocent, but a hellcat in bed..."
Wonko said:
Don't forget the old joke about a man advertising for a wife in the paper:
"Wanted - woman to marry me. Must be able to cook, clean, mend and own her own boat with motor.
Please send photo of boat."
I'm also reminded of the quote from Frasier:
Daphne: "You men, you're all the same. You just use sex to get what you want."
Frasier: "How can we use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!"
Oh my god, this is so accurate it hurts...
ReplyDeleteWhat about "what to look for in a woman"?
ReplyDeleteI'd like a girl who is sexual but innocent, has huge breasts but a nine-year-old-boy's legs and ass, likes to exercise in scanty outfits in public but keeps to herself, wants to support a career but is independently wealthy and chooses not to work, ...
Actually, it's a bit more difficult to make fun of male choices. The real one would be, "I'd like a woman who looks hot and wants sex with me and me only and a lot of it, and when we aren't banging like rabbits, she's I guess kind of a normal nice person but that part's really beside the point."
final identity said: "... nine-year-old-boy's legs and ass" ?
ReplyDeleteYou must have forgot. This was about what to look for in a woman.
Don't forget the old joke about a man advertising for a wife in the paper:
ReplyDelete"Wanted - woman to marry me. Must be able to cook, clean, mend and own her own boat with motor.
Please send photo of boat."
I'm also reminded of the quote from Frasier:
Daphne: "You men, you're all the same. You just use sex to get what you want."
Frasier: "How can we use sex to get what we want? Sex IS what we want!"
;o)
A very deep-thinking man thought he had married the ideal woman:
ReplyDelete-very classy with the guests,
-quick to finish the job in the kitchen, and
-a real whore in bed.
He later found out he was ALMOST right. Actually, his wife was:
-very classy in the kitchen,
-quick to finish the job in bed, and
-a real whore with the guests.
To TTL:
ReplyDelete" ttl said...
"final identity said: "... nine-year-old-boy's legs and ass" ?
You must have forgot. This was about what to look for in a woman. "
No, my point was, that many men are interested in a woman who has (as I put it, though you quoted me in a mildly misrepresentative truncation), "has huge breasts but a nine-year-old-boy's legs and ass." I didn't mean *I* wanted that; I meant, *MANY MEN* want what amounts to that -- a woman with larger, more adipose-laden upper female parts, but smaller, more barely-pubescent-looking lower female parts.
This is a paraphrase of a line I heard on, I think, Bill Maher's newer late-night talk show, after he had done "Politically Incorrect." I think it was "Real Time." His guest was the dark-eyed, fairly skinny, brunette female lead of "Saturday Night Live" (whose name I don't know), an attractive female who joked that men wanted a woman "with a nine-year-old boy's ass."
So, you've missed the framing, I think. Anyway, I took this occasion to offer credit where credit is due: obviously, to a hot chick whose physical attributes I am quite familiar with, but whose name I cannot recall. :)