Anti-sex crusaders have stooped to a new low. (You'd think their spine would be broken long ago.)
Just in case anybody would take this ridiculous lie seriously (I know one guy who did), then consider: 1) the drawings are obviously rank amateur drawings, not from any scientific study. 2) the "before and after" photos are obviously the same picture, just photoshopped.
So now the catching line will be something like "Oh, baby, you make me so ugly! Let's get uglier!!".
ReplyDeleteWell, considering that:
ReplyDelete1) watching porn is one of the most popular activities people do on their computers; and
2) spending time on the computer, as opposed to in activities that exercise the body, tends to result in flabbyness;
isn't this "warning about watching porn" essentially correct? :-)
Of course, it is intellectually dishonest in that it makes you believe that if you switched your porn watching into, say, reading the King James Bible online, you would not be subject to the uglifying effect.
People who object to porn simply can't get someone to film them doing the nasty ...
ReplyDeleteBoy! I must be ugly alright! Ever since my girlfriend dumped me I've been watching gigabytes worth of porn!
ReplyDeleteThis has inspired me though. Maybe I'll be make a movie called "taking the bible literally makes you ugly *and* retarded". But hey, who am I to judge others.. right?
Wait-wait-wait-wait-wait... lemme get this straight:
ReplyDelete"The picture on the left -the one labeled 'Before'- shows an ugly person who watches porn. The picture on the right -the one labeled 'After'- shows a beautiful person."
So... 'Before' and 'After' WHAT?!? Quitting watching porn?
I must be a genuine monster, or an ogre, or a nazi or sumpin'. I have a very small child at home, and I encourage him to watch, touch, smell and play with what is, in all objectivity, genital organs. They're more commonly known under the name of "flowers". Plants use them to mate...
I've seen some of them displayed in churches, too. And with no fig leaf covering them. (Great, now I'm adding blasphemy to the offense list!)
My poor innocent victim even got to see bees in full, explicit, frenetic pollinizing action, oh, the horror!
Prison is too good for me. I should be sent to live in a Middle-East county!
Oh, hold that thought... looks like I'm already punished, after all. There IS justice in this world, Osiris be praised.
P.S.: This video is porn. It makes you watch an obscene display. Of hypocrisy.
"I may be aesthetically challenged, but it's my constitutional right to look like a dysenteric baboon's spanked underside and be proud of it." -- (Manual of Political Correctness Militantism, chapter 1)
Oh, and nice comments above. Very "ugly", my perverted black heart loved them.
)8-P~~~
(google-eyed drooler)
Wait till you get to the "exhibitioninst" part of potty training, mister. THIS should get really ugly. Or at least smelly. :)
ReplyDeleteNow, I wonder how many people look sexy while exposed to the subtle aroma of dirty diapers?
"Whoa! Do NOT go in there!" (splish-splosh)
It's a wonder how everybody hadn't seen it for centuries, and needed the help of a hi-tech video of hand-drawn doodles in the internet age to realize the obvious: thinking about physical intimacy makes people unattractive, thereby effectively suppressing all desire to do it with somebody who's "in the mood". Why, it makes perfect sense!
"6 months without thinking of sex"? Yeah, right, sooo easy to verify experimentally under strict scientific protocol, I'm sure. The only problem will be sorting out the crowds of enthusiastic volunteers for the test.
This is so blatantly photoshopped it hurts. I know one thing for sure that makes people ugly: the facial stigma of hateful bigotry. Unless there is somebody among you ladies out there willing to defend Osama Bin Laden's sexiness compared to George Clooney's?
It's obviously satire, folks.
ReplyDeleteOops! Forgot how it feels when you take people literally because their satire is too subtle.
ReplyDeleteBut then, looks like I wasn't the only one to react too promptly.
Well, I have an excuse: I'm always prompt to react when I see what I love being (seemingly) attacked.
And there are few things I love more than sex. :-)
Tha-tha-tha... that's all folks!
I think it would be more well done if it was satire. If the creator could see how ridiculous it is, he would have taken a lot more care to make it look professional, to make it convincing.
ReplyDeleteUm... so, should I now be apologizing for mistakenly apologizing earlier? :-|
ReplyDeleteOwh, this Pornographical Correctness is giving me an ugly headache!
"Correctness? Oh, what does Correctness know?"
Ya, I was that whom Eolake knew that I believed into this ridiculousity.
ReplyDeleteThat is EXACTLY what I thought! Thank you! And to think there's probably people out there doing their utmost best to not think about sex for 6 months.
ReplyDeletePS- I liked the "stooping" comment :)