Goth-faced Pascal blurted out:
I had never noticed that tiny Search field before. Another example of harmful excessive modesty? These things are VITALLY handy!
I admit the Search Field (upper left) is very discreet indeed. Sadly the coding of Blogger pages is too complex for me to mess around with to make it more obvious.
"Insert clever motto here"
ReplyDeleteThat one I *did* notice. :-)
But... isn't that like a self-fulfilling prophecy?
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" -- (The insulting Frenchman from the Castle of Aaaaarrrrrrggghhh)
French language can be so classy, n'est-ce pas?
Goth-faced Pascal blurted out:
ReplyDelete"Please save me from the human race!" As he boards the alien spacecraft that has landed south of Lebanon.
"Remember to write" his mother said.
"Don't forget your cat!Pussies may not exist on their planet!"
WHAT?!? No p***y?
ReplyDeleteThat's it! I'm staying. I know this guy in Lancashire who can help me find live beauties provided I just escape asteroid Lebanon by my own means.
Besides, I'm sick of that rat race, so I quit, there! I'm tired of running, therefore I'm walking.
U.R.G.E.N.T.U.P.D.A.T.E.:
Saaaay... Are THOSE alien females? Whoa, mamma! Hey-hey, ladies, wanna play with my PS2? Read my Manga? Study my hunky physiology in every detail? Wanna watch my chest hair move in 3-D? Hey baby, can I be your natural selection?
Bye-bye, Beirut! I'm off on a, um, scientific exploration journey, yeah that's it, scientific exploration. They even have a Terran internet link and a carbon life-compatible holodeck. I'm programming it on the "uninhabited Hawaii" setting. :-)))
"Space. It's really, really, really, really big." -- (Johnny Bravo)
Also known for having said: "Sweet. Bring on the Danish chicks and cream soda."
Aloha, wahinas!
"Now we see through a mirror darkly, but then face to face!"
ReplyDeleteYeppers! All female Pascal. They're gonna give ya a special probe that will suck all your aches and pains away! Just can't tell ya where they're gonna place it lol,
but they'll give ya a surprize gift afterwards! A round trip ticket to Girls Gone Wild on Nebula 36-D.
Captain Eolake will be attending the solar party as well as being the master photographer!
"Say Cheese Please baby, now buckle up and hold on man!"