Notes on life, art, photography and technology, by a Danish dropout bohemian.
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Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Dolphins
TTL sez:"Some people, me included, consider dolphins to be not just intelligent but spiritually superior to humans. I have had one physical encounter with a dolphin that I will never forget. As there's not so much to tell about the encounter (it's a subjective thing), I'll point you to Roedy Green's fascinating essay on the same subject."
Quoting from the essay:
"Imagine my beagle/greyhound cross Sheldon (now deceased) trying to judge my intelligence. He would note that I had no ability to remember where bones were buried. He would note I was totally incapable of even detecting when a human or canine female was in heat, even when I was in the same room. I could not jump anywhere near as high as he, or run as fast. He would have no understanding of or appreciation for the long hours I put in front of the computer. He would consider me a pretty pathetic excuse for a creature, were it not for my uncanny ability to beg dog food from the supermarket lady."
(The point obviously being that applying your own measures of intelligence to a different species won't work.)
Featured comment by Pascal:
Late french comedian Coluche (real name : Michel Colucci) was nicknamed "l'enfoiré", the silly bugger, for his very provocative and irreverent style. He started a national NGO, "les Restos du Coeur" (Restaurants of the Heart), to feed the homeless for free. He didn't know it then, but he was about to die in a motorcycle accident, at quite a young age (30-something). And probably to go straight to Heaven, in spite of all his verbal vulgarity. :-)))
Decades later, his movement is still as dynamic as ever, and the "companions" nickname themselves "les enfoirés". It is a very fond term. French language has forever lost an insult.
So yes, undisciplined, playful sex maniacs allergic to violence is only negative in the mind of a military. Peace and love, yo! Make Kama-Sutra , not Kaboom-to-war. Let's sing! "We are the world, we are the children..."
Back to the original topic, I like a fighter that's so slow, the combat is over by the time he/it is ready to participate. :-D
And yet, dolphins are anything but sissies (even the occasional gay couple). Faced with their sworn enemy the big shark, they strike mercilessly at the sensitive gills until they drive it away half-unconscious. Many bear the scars to prove their bravery. Hey, they're just defending their families from the ogre of the sea.
Sharks are not vicious by nature either. Just voracious, opportunistic, and terribly efficient. There's a place for all in the chain of Life. Sharks are being gravely endangered by human activities and our merciless hunting. Should they become extinct, the oceans would lose a very necessary scavenger.
Hey, I know!!! If the Pentagon sold shark-shaped scuba-gear to its enemy countries, maybe dolphins would finally react?
Or not. Their sonar is amazingly discerning. Guess they'd only attack trained vietnamese sharks or iranian hammerheads... Perhaps lawyers, too.
Our cetacean cousins have incredible capabilities. Friendly animals are very efficient in helping autistic children come out of their shell and open up to the world. And dolphins are perhaps the most efficient in this. (I hear horses are quite promising too. You can ride them, but this teaches you another way of communicating; great for autists and mentally challenged kids.)
Oh yeah, not all effort is directed toward warmonging. :-)))
I love this world. "Life is good." And beautiful.
Some people, me included, consider dolphins to be not just intelligent but spiritually superior to humans.
ReplyDeleteYeah, right, and the moon is made of cheese.
I can't read the essay right now, but I'd love to hear more briefly, ttl, what that experience was like. Can you say?
ReplyDeleteIn what way did you feel their superiority? I know what you mean about dolphins, what is that quality in them? They're like wise old souls.
Laurie
"Stephen Hawking could not manipulate an object to save his soul. Yet we consider him intelligent."
ReplyDeleteHaha, so true. He may even be the smartest man alive! But... I'm not sure he believes he has a soul. Isn't he an atheist?
On the opposite argument, it doesn't take an unusual IQ to become a juggler... :-)
"Orcas attack and eat larger whales"
Actually, it appears that the fierce "killer orcas" are a very small minority in this species, a bit like our biker gangs. Most orcas ARE hunters, but on a much more practical and cautious level. A good proof is how friendly they usually are to humans.
I once asked Dr. John Lilly what he thought dolphins did with their large fore-brains. “Something else“ he replied."
Ecco the Dolphin: a very aesthetic and poetic videogame by Sega. Ecco has star-shaped marks on his forehead, mimicking the delphinus constellation, and his underwater adventures will lead him all the way to sunken Atlantis, and eventually to re-establishing contact with extra-terrestrials, via telepathy. Truly a "groovy" game.
"Until you have had that experience you are like a child pontificating on sex."
Naah! I won't even go into the topic of abstinent priests doing the same! ;-P
"Man is a vain animal. He claims to have a penis bigger than a whale's"
Is it bigger than equines too, like horses and donkeys? :o)
Actually, the best-endowed known male species is the humble flea. An active penis one-third of its whole body length, and two bonus smaller ones for good measure! Not bad, for an insignificant parasite.
It jumps incredible relative distances, too. The human equivalent of leaping tall building is a single bound.
"Even a housely can control its body with six legs and two wings with astounding dexterity"
"The name's Superfly, yo! What's up, brothers? Everything cool? Peachy. Oh, RoboRoach is paging. Up, up, and away!" (Buzzzzz!...)
"...with a brain the size of a pinhead."
It can even survive without it. I've seen very dynamic headless flies. They only eventually die from... starvation, because they can't eat! (Okay, so it's not a unique case of small, needless brain. You-Know-Who can't eat a bretzel either...)
" Japanese whale researchers think that one reason of stranding are parasites that destroy the whales sense of balance"
There's another terrifying and very believable hypothesis : IT IS OUR FAULT if cetaceans get stranded on beaches. Human ships and submarines use sonars, with a power output hugely greater than any animal's. It's far worse than an approaching motor. If the waters are deafeningly noisy with ultrasounds emitted in the vicinity, like being near a ringing church bell, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised that a whale would be totally disoriented and try to escape it desperately, even at the price of getting stranded outside of water, where it's mercifully silent. But don't expect Uncle Sam (or any government) to admit the presence of a top-secret sub in any given time and place. ("No comment.")
We have the military to thank once again for ransacking innocent life.
"A Makah [...] demands absolute proof that cetacea are more intelligent than man"
If I bring a guy who can beat any of these jerks at chess, proving he's more intelligent, will they happily allow me to kill them all? Not likely.
The only proof of superior intelligence that would dissuade a hunter would be if the prey had a bigger gun!
Perhaps the Makah should watch War of the Worlds and Predator, where Man is the inferior species treated like meat on feet... ):-(
Popular French chidren song :
Ce matin,
Un lapin
A tué un chasseur.
C'était un lapin qui
Avait un fusil.
(This morning, a rabbit killed a hunter. The rabbit had a rifle.)
I've already stated this before : the moment a living creature can display clear reaction to pain or fear, it is a feeling creature, and it is wrong to do anything useless to it. I only accept eating meat because it is necessary to our health, and because not everybody can become a vegetarian. I accept my biological nature as an omnivore. But I insist that any needless cruelty to animals be avoided. If not for them, for my own soul. It takes a fraction of a second to render an animal unconscious at the slaughterhouse, and it's so fast they don't have time to realize anything. Hunting? Unwarrantedly barbaric. Only justified for tribal communities living amidst Nature since milleniae. THEY don't do it for "fun".
Religions are man's doing. If there truly is a God as we picture it, clearly He doesn't give a damn about any animals worshipping Him, even though it would be ridiculously simple to enforce for the Creator of All that is. Religions served as an excuse for slavery and genocide. The only sure way to know we're in the right, is to set universal standards and stick to them. As the old medical rule says, primum non nocere: when in doubt, the prioroty is to avoid causing harm.
Did we really need the Shoah to realize that Jews are humans too? I don't think so.
I've seen a mother ape hold on to her dead baby's body for a day or two. Then the rest of the group finally convinced her to let go and move on. Let nobody tell me this that animal wasn't in motherly pain. They-are-not-things. And definitely not mere consumer goods. If we want to eat animals, let's raise them as many as we need, instead of recklessly plundering Nature.
"We used to make Meech Munchies,
Until the Meeches were through.
We still made Paramite Pies,
And we made some good Scrab Cakes too.
The Glukkons were scared,
'Cause profits were grim.
Paramites and Scrabs
Had been turning up thin." -- (Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee)
Meeches, Paramites, Scrabs... all hunted to extinction by a Glukkon meat factory.
If there was need for animal intelligence, here's something quite interesting : in areas where elephants (notorious for their vast memory) are hunted down by inhabitants and poachers, there have recently emerged "elephant gangs". This is quite new : groups of them pry on humans, attack them, and kill them. Usually leaving the remains nearly unrecognizeable, shish-kebab. THEY ARE STRIKING BACK! Suddenly, after centuries of being hunted down. As if they felt that now their survival is at stake.
Raw muscle: the elephant version of a bigger gun, perhaps?
And my cat has learned on his own to open doors by jumping at the handle and grabbing it. Now, if only I could TEACH him to close them behind him... :-/
"Whales at first glance don't look very bright. "
Except that they love to play. In human infants, this is a definite criterium for brightness!
I didn't know that about the flea
ReplyDeletesignalroom said...
ReplyDelete"I didn't know that about the flea"
LOL! I can picture the stunned, thoughtful voice saying that! :-D
I saw it in an encyclopedia, and cross-sources confirm.
I guess we mustn't expect a PG-rated comic book super-hero named "Flea-man" any time soon...
"Adults only,
in groups of three."
encyclopedic mind.
ReplyDeleteamazing dude.