Lucid Twilight said... Reminds me of a Weird Al song:
Don't Download This Song
It's true, the lyrics mean well. I personally do download songs (But I pay for them legally.) Pirating is wrong. Thanks for sharing Lucid. BTW where ya been young man? You haven't posted in awhile. Glad you're back! Pull up a chair and I'll give ya any drink of your choice. :)
My usual drink of choice is Mountain Dew, and lots of it. Forget the midnight oil, that stuff ain't potent enough for me. Give me the midnight rocket fuel.
Me love the Dew TOO! Love the taste. I drink probably 6-8 cans per day. I'm a dew-aholic! Good choice Lucid. BTW, I don't drink alcohol either. Just don't like it. On my deathbed just hook me up to an IV filled with diet dew and I'll go quietly lol.
So, Lucid, your secret for holding your liquor is by keeping it in the glass? Smart! I'll try it some day.
"I can stay up as long as I wish without the aid of caffeine." I take it you don't need to drink Viagra either, eh? Ah, it's so great to be young and dynamic!
I remember a course in renal physiology, where the professor, a fun lady, told us about mutants having grenadine milkshake for blood, and who pee grenadine. Then we proceeded to learn about "renal clearance"...
I'll have an interesting, and almost serious, post about sodas tomorrow. Tonight I have a blind date somewhere in the Coma. Zzzzz!...
(Fading away voice) It doesn't help much that currently we only have power a total of 12 hours a day. My batteries are feeling weary. And don't even mention Duracell, please. Over here, they're all lousy knock-offs produced in Syria. Barely good for those non-Energizer brands in the bunny ads! ):-P
I wonder how much this song cost Eric Idle?... ;-)
ReplyDeleteLucid Twilight said...
ReplyDeleteReminds me of a Weird Al song:
Don't Download This Song
It's true, the lyrics mean well. I personally do download songs (But I pay for them legally.)
Pirating is wrong. Thanks for sharing Lucid.
BTW where ya been young man? You haven't posted in awhile. Glad you're back! Pull up a chair and I'll give ya any drink of your choice. :)
"Pull up a chair and I'll give ya any drink of your choice."
ReplyDeleteAfter we see some I.D., of course. Otherwise, it's fruit juices and sodas. ;-)
(Besides, I think I already sipped all the booze.)
(Besides, I think I already sipped all the booze.)
ReplyDeleteah........you naughty barkeeper! for shame! :)
I know. :-(
ReplyDeleteThis is it, precisely.
"I drink to forget.
To forget my shame.
My shame of being a drunk."
(From The Little Prince.)
My usual drink of choice is Mountain Dew, and lots of it. Forget the midnight oil, that stuff ain't potent enough for me. Give me the midnight rocket fuel.
ReplyDeleteMe love the Dew TOO! Love the taste. I drink probably 6-8 cans per day. I'm a dew-aholic!
Good choice Lucid.
BTW, I don't drink alcohol either. Just don't like it.
On my deathbed just hook me up to an IV filled with diet dew and I'll go quietly lol.
So, Lucid, your secret for holding your liquor is by keeping it in the glass?
ReplyDeleteSmart! I'll try it some day.
"I can stay up as long as I wish without the aid of caffeine."
I take it you don't need to drink Viagra either, eh? Ah, it's so great to be young and dynamic!
I remember a course in renal physiology, where the professor, a fun lady, told us about mutants having grenadine milkshake for blood, and who pee grenadine. Then we proceeded to learn about "renal clearance"...
I'll have an interesting, and almost serious, post about sodas tomorrow. Tonight I have a blind date somewhere in the Coma. Zzzzz!...
(Fading away voice) It doesn't help much that currently we only have power a total of 12 hours a day. My batteries are feeling weary.
And don't even mention Duracell, please. Over here, they're all lousy knock-offs produced in Syria. Barely good for those non-Energizer brands in the bunny ads!
):-P