What I'd love to know, is how come I found a used rubber in the most unlikely of places : 100 metres down the road from my actual house. I mean, there are MANY strange things about it:
-Somebody, in Lebanon, is using a rubber, but then casually discarding it on the side of the road... while almost exactly on the other side there's a very roomy trash bin! I thought a rubber user was supposed to be a considerate person? Perhaps not towards the environment...
-This place is just on the side of the road, bordering a forest. Very unlikely place. I mean, inside the forest, okay. On the road, in a secluded and intimate place, okay. But on the side of the road, at a crossroads, well lit, very close to a house, in a residential area? I mean, by road, there's a very isolated place not five minutes away! Who would stop their car precisely here for "that" reason? Weirdish.
And I didn't even see the matching, um... "trophy" anywhere around! Now how am I supposed to start a collection?
Yeah, I know, there's another fetishist option. But I don't need any help for THAT. I can easily make my own used rubbers. And even fudge-filled, if I feel in the mood for kinkiness.
To think I often go on night walks, and never noticed a thing... Well, there was that car in the area, once. With two football supporters during the Cup. Two guys... Maybe I'm lucky not to have noticed anything!!!
Yeah. Probably, my dear Watson...
ReplyDeleteWhat I'd love to know, is how come I found a used rubber in the most unlikely of places : 100 metres down the road from my actual house. I mean, there are MANY strange things about it:
-Somebody, in Lebanon, is using a rubber, but then casually discarding it on the side of the road... while almost exactly on the other side there's a very roomy trash bin! I thought a rubber user was supposed to be a considerate person? Perhaps not towards the environment...
-This place is just on the side of the road, bordering a forest. Very unlikely place. I mean, inside the forest, okay. On the road, in a secluded and intimate place, okay. But on the side of the road, at a crossroads, well lit, very close to a house, in a residential area? I mean, by road, there's a very isolated place not five minutes away! Who would stop their car precisely here for "that" reason? Weirdish.
And I didn't even see the matching, um... "trophy" anywhere around! Now how am I supposed to start a collection?
Yeah, I know, there's another fetishist option. But I don't need any help for THAT. I can easily make my own used rubbers. And even fudge-filled, if I feel in the mood for kinkiness.
To think I often go on night walks, and never noticed a thing... Well, there was that car in the area, once. With two football supporters during the Cup. Two guys... Maybe I'm lucky not to have noticed anything!!!