How come...
- All the Chinese restaurants in my town have changed name at least once since I came here?
- Courtney Cox's breasts size is never the same twice?
- The weather in Lancashire can change from rain to shine six times in a day?
- And manage to do it between me putting on my shoes and putting foot on the street?
- Women I know never seem to have the same hair color if it's been more than a week since I met them?
- Mainstream TV shows these days have more sex in one episode than I've had in my life?
- I still think of Apple as a computer company, when everybody knows it sells music and iPods?
- Comic books used to be for kids, now I never see anybody under 30 in my comic book store?
- I used to be poor and skinny, and now I am rich and er, thick?
- "Right" and "Wrong", "True" and "False" used to be entirely different things to me, and now I know both more and less than ever?
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OK, somebody just asked "how rich are you?" Well, I was pretty much using humorous exaggeration throughout this post. My answer:
I am rich compared to most people on this planet, but I just live in a 2 bedroom apartment in a small town, nothing remarkable. But these days I am able to get what I like and still live well within my means, which is a really nice change.
Also, by the way, I am finally losing the "thick" that I started gaining after I began working from home, thanks to Pure Trim.
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Just how rich are you?
ReplyDeleteI am rich compared to most people on this planet, but I just live in a 2 bedroom apartment in a small town, nothing remarkable. But I am now able to get what I like and still live well within my means, which is a really nice change.
ReplyDeleteThanks for answering that, I was just curious. You didn't have to answer but you did, so thanks.
ReplyDeleteCourtney Cox's breasts size is never the same twice?
ReplyDeleteI never paid any attention to her breasts. Her eyes and other facial features are so captivating to me that even if she was missing a few arms and a leg I probably wouldn't even notice. :-)
Courtney Cox's breasts size is never the same twice?
ReplyDeleteI never paid any attention to her breasts. Her eyes and other facial features are so captivating to me that even if she was missing a few arms and a leg I probably wouldn't even notice. :-)