I found a mortgage at a incredibly low interest.
But I don't need it, for I am now a millionaire due to the stock trading tips I get in the mail.
I can get Viagra at half price.
But I don't need it, because my manhood is now like a cucumber, and without surgery too!
I have a Rolex these days.
But I don't wear it, for everybody now has a top-quality replica.
Morale: if you read your spam, only listen to half.
Wonko The Sane,
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I never realised that size was such a serious issue until I got a PC!!!
ReplyDeleteSo many spam mails, all dealing with mail enhancement!
And so many drugs on-line too...teen shots....and , not forgetting the Nigerians, who are all related to some dead rebel leader, and who happen to have millions stashed away in a box under their bed...if only they could find some poor mug to hand over their bank details....!!
Never a dull moment on the internet!!
Another one I get all the time is people trying to convince me that I should be concerned about the force of my ejaculatons...
ReplyDeleteWho the hell worries about this!!?? Don't people have things to do?