tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post8197655482637463977..comments2024-03-26T19:19:35.144+00:00Comments on Eolake Stobblehouse thoughts: Rules of thumbEolake Stobblehousehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07126147415891586345noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-64648855203373401602009-06-26T03:32:52.123+00:002009-06-26T03:32:52.123+00:00Sorry to disappoint the Brothers, but that would j...Sorry to disappoint the Brothers, but that would just be my thumb...<br /><br />Yup, anything to stay on topic! ;-)<br /><br />How come they never did "cut" (pardon the pun!) the line "...or are you just happy to see me?"<br />Hmm, I think I've just put my <i>finger</i> on something interesting here.<br /><br />And at that point, anybody who was in Med School with me would exclaim the classic quote: "Take it off, Pascal!"<br />(Well, hey, the lady patient wasn't complaining!)Pascal [P-04referent]https://www.blogger.com/profile/12828897559998855623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-43118317591200603742009-06-25T18:00:00.902+00:002009-06-25T18:00:00.902+00:00Eolake said...
"I just re-watched Blazing Sad...Eolake said...<br />"I just re-watched Blazing Saddles. ..."Sorry to disappoint you, mam, but that's my arm.""<br /><br />HILARIOUS!! Thanks for mentioning that movie. I need a GOOD LAUGH; I'll get that! :-)TC [Girl]https://www.blogger.com/profile/13627383459407464083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-89495052317687068292009-06-25T17:39:55.144+00:002009-06-25T17:39:55.144+00:00I just re-watched Blazing Saddles.
The scene in t...I just re-watched Blazing Saddles. <br />The scene in the dark...<br />"Is it true what they say about black men... Ooh!, it's true, it's true!" <br /><br />Wonderful, but there was a line more, which was cut:<br />"Sorry to disappoint you, mam, but that's my arm."Eolake Stobblehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07126147415891586345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-44850134365232457372009-06-25T08:24:54.355+00:002009-06-25T08:24:54.355+00:00Pascal said...
"Shtummie nafkas à la Georgina...Pascal said...<br />"Shtummie nafkas à la Georgina DuBush persuade themselves they dream of the lover with the biggest possible shlong to give them unique ecstasy, but when it's time to face the music, one look at the cello's bow and they run a-screamin'. Out of tune, too!"<br /><br />Well...it may not be that funny but...YOU sure were, there (above), here: "Surely nobody was holding his ass when he made that historical swing during the Golf war." (GOOD one!); and..."And this Sammy Davis Jr wannabe replacement is DEFINITELY not as amusing as the short Texan. Oh, Bama, I mean, oh, Mama!" ROFLMFAO!! :-)TC [Girl]https://www.blogger.com/profile/13627383459407464083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-47497965649404449192009-06-24T06:24:13.621+00:002009-06-24T06:24:13.621+00:00I meant I wouldn't pity him for the side incon...<i>I meant I wouldn't pity him for the side inconveniences brought about by his anatomy!</i> <br /><br /> Yes, I know.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-31276884244336469612009-06-24T05:30:51.178+00:002009-06-24T05:30:51.178+00:00I meant I wouldn't pity him for the side incon...I meant I wouldn't pity him for the side inconveniences brought about by his anatomy!<br /><br /><i>"You could say that I guess."</i> <br />Indeed, my dear Dickson!<br />(No, I don't mean "Watson". <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Dickson" rel="nofollow">Harry DICKSON</a>, "the american Sherlock Holmes".)<br /><br /><i>"like saying Kermit the Frog was a gifted entertaining."</i> <br />Damn right he was! No dissin' mah buddy Kermit now, y'hear?<br />'Sides, Dubya did win the heart of more than one "true-blooded American" (translate: encrusted fundie conservative) with his fun-loving simpleton style. What thick-head doesn't love to see somebody clearly dumber than him? Especially as his "boss". Fuels optimism. <i>"Gawrsh! Ah reckun' ah kun doo eet alsaw den. Maw, ah'm gunna bee prezzeedunt sum day! Hyuk!"</i> <br />Surely nobody was holding his ass when he made that historical swing during the <b>Golf</b> war.<br /><br />Aah, George Walker, never a dull moment! The life of the party in this madhouse called Planeteer, I mean Planet Earth. [<b>GO, PLANET!</b>]<br />Sure, now we still have Ahmadinejad or Ronery Kim, but... it's just not the same, you know. I don't find them quite as funny.<br />And this Sammy Davis Jr wannabe replacement is DEFINITELY not as amusing as the short Texan. Oh, Bama, I mean, oh, Mama! How sad.<br /><br /><i>"I just think it would be funny, a chick dumping a guy because his dong was too big!"</i> <br />Not that funny. It's been known to happen for real!<br />Shtummie nafkas <i>à la</i> Georgina DuBush persuade themselves they dream of the lover with the biggest possible shlong to give them unique ecstasy, but when it's time to face the music, one look at the cello's bow and they run a-screamin'. Out of tune, too!<br /><br /><i>"they say because of the drugs in most of his pornos Holmes wasn't quite fully hard"</i> <br />I've already explained in the past that having a big rod isn't all it's <i>cracked up</i> to be. Not only because of the fickle airhead broads. Not only because you can never enjoy the sensation of "sheathing to the hilt". But because, while it most probably won't cause you to pass out, or even make you slightly dizzy while standing up (no, I mean the WHOLE of you), it's always a significant challenge to get an erection. It takes time to achieve, it's seldom hard, gets soft easily... a real bitch, pardon my French. The smaller ones are the perky ones. So, sexual pleasure for generously-endowed men is LESS guaranteed than for those within the average range [which is 9 to 18 cm, roughly].<br />The drugs definitely didn't help afterwards. Being smashed isn't advised either. (So much for booze boostin' the romantic mood.)<br />I once knew a guy with extra mensurations, during an internship, saw them myself (in Urology...). He often talked about his kinky adventures, but I never saw any <i>hard evidence</i> ;-) that he had unusual success with the ladies. The Lebanese tend to brag, <i>ever so slightly</i>. (See previous post about that. The one that the ladies liked. ;-)<br /><br />That's probably why I myself NEVER brag.<br />Yup, far too busy to brag. ;-)<br />I seldom even have time to mention my legendary modesty. Barely once every semester...<br />What was that country song, again? <i>"Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, When you're perfect in every way"...</i> Yup, I feel it's hard, awright. (Tired of winking, taking a rest now.)<br /><br /><i>"so you can imagine what that monstrous thing would have been like then"</i> <br />Well, let's see... long, dangling, rather limp... does <i>ring a bell</i>.<br />I think my Yiddish lexicon might come in handy. Ah, yes:<br />- Shvontz: tail. Figuratively, the penis.<br />- Shlong: snake. Figuratively, the penis.<br />Let's skip Shmeckel and Shmuck already.<br />It's a <b>rule of thumb</b>: don't run a penis joke into the ground. It could cause chafing. ;-)<br />(That rest really helped my eyelids.)Pascal [P-04referent]https://www.blogger.com/profile/12828897559998855623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-90514370171748839192009-06-24T01:33:59.751+00:002009-06-24T01:33:59.751+00:00I'm... not sure I feel inclined to pity John H...<i>I'm... not sure I feel inclined to pity John Holmes. </i> <br /><br /> I would, actually. According to his Wikipedia entry, his drug problem led him down some dark paths.<br /><br /><i>Hey, don't belittle it. Knowing, not only to say what people want to hear, but also WHAT it is they want to hear, IS a form of wisdom.</i> <br /><br /> A useful skill, but not really wisdom!<br /><br /><i>The "political instinct", optimal use of one's gift of charisma, is a form of intelligence.</i> <br /><br /> You could say that I guess.<br /><br /><i>George Walker Bush is a moron for many things, but he WAS clever enough to get himself elected at increasingly important positions.</i> <br /><br /> That would be like saying Kermit the Frog was a gifted entertaining. No, it was the guy with his hand up the frog's ass! ;-)<br /><br /><i>He fulfilled what is every manly biped's supreme dream: a huge shvontz, and zinging lots of shana nafkas with humongous gazongas, hey-hey-hey!<br />I'm betting his former GF isn't bragging too much about dumping him!!!</i> <br /><br /> Yeah, I made that up. I just think it would be funny, a chick dumping a guy because his dong was too big! Only on Bizarro World. Funny thing is, they say because of the drugs in most of his pornos Holmes wasn't quite fully hard, so you can imagine what that monstrous thing would have been like then. Probably would have scared a few.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-79506668112076724542009-06-23T03:16:42.493+00:002009-06-23T03:16:42.493+00:00Hey, don't belittle it. Knowing, not only to s...Hey, don't belittle it. Knowing, not only to say what people want to hear, but also WHAT it is they want to hear, IS a form of wisdom.<br />The "political instinct", optimal use of one's gift of charisma, is a form of intelligence. You coud say it's the opposite of autism. Which is a major handicap of social communication that gets them labeled as intellectually challenged, even though many of them are peerless geniuses in another field.<br /><br />George Walker Bush is a moron for many things, but he WAS clever enough to get himself elected at increasingly important positions. So he does have one form of intelligence that's quite developed. (Oh, and MAJOR family/social connections. That helps, too. ;-)<br />No, really, I mean it. The guy literally has an instinct for winning the sympathy of all-american crowds he speaks to.<br /><br />I'm... not sure I feel inclined to pity John Holmes. <i>"Une de perdue, dix de retrouvées".</i> You lose one, you'll win ten.<br />He fulfilled what is <a href="http://www.eioba.com/a82278/a_mans_weakest_spot" rel="nofollow">every manly biped</a>'s supreme dream: a huge shvontz, and zinging lots of shana nafkas with humongous gazongas, hey-hey-hey!<br />I'm betting his former GF isn't bragging too much about dumping him!!!Pascal [P-04referent]https://www.blogger.com/profile/12828897559998855623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-90811176822810823942009-06-23T01:29:40.268+00:002009-06-23T01:29:40.268+00:00Pascal, your wisdom has no limits.
Tell people ...<i>Pascal, your wisdom has no limits.</i> <br /><br /> Tell people what they want to hear, or what they're already thinking, you will get called wise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-89852473627214419362009-06-23T01:28:56.707+00:002009-06-23T01:28:56.707+00:00micropenis
John Holmes suffered from macropeni...<i>micropenis </i> <br /><br /> John Holmes suffered from macropenis, the poor bastard. He went into porn because his high school sweetheart broke up with him because his penis was too big.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-68906932881137450762009-06-21T08:10:44.557+00:002009-06-21T08:10:44.557+00:00Flattery will get you anywhere.
So... where to, l...Flattery will get you anywhere.<br /><br />So... where to, ladies? (Revs engine, to play macho with the nearby pipsqueak in his "Porscha".)<br />It's not the horsepower of the jallopy, it's how you use it. These kids don't know the first thing about slaloming in the Beirut traffic jams!Pascal [P-04referent]https://www.blogger.com/profile/12828897559998855623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-34533942914442415732009-06-20T01:08:44.377+00:002009-06-20T01:08:44.377+00:00Pascal, your wisdom has no limits.Pascal, your wisdom has no limits.Anikohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13327679008785216762noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-23774475454661969832009-06-19T00:06:37.506+00:002009-06-19T00:06:37.506+00:00"I wonder why men are usually so busy with si..."I wonder why men are usually so busy with size." <br />Boredom, I suppose. If you can't use it, you contemplate it. ;-)<br /><br />Haha! <br />I think you got the point!Ms. Anonymoussanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-34025137363897164412009-06-18T06:49:54.771+00:002009-06-18T06:49:54.771+00:00I don't think saliva can dissolve iron, and ye...I don't think saliva can dissolve iron, and yet it's got a taste...<br /><br />BTW, men with micropenis don't have tiny thumbs. This is just an average indication for people with ordinary-sized hands and privates.<br />So "it works most of the time", but it's just a convenient trick.<br /><br />I could add: "A man's erect penis is as thick as twice his thumb joint..."<br />See? It's so easy to improvise such stuff!<br /><br />Beep,<br />Good idea. Easiest and safest way to "increase your p**** size and girth instantly". :-)<br /><br /><i>"John Holmes is dead."</i> <br />So is his cousin Sherlock.<br /><br /><i>Ms. Anonymoussa said... <br />"I wonder why men are usually so busy with size."</i> <br />Boredom, I suppose. If you can't use it, you contemplate it. ;-)<br />Same with men and the size of women's breasts, probably.<br />Hey, BTW, nice name.<br /><br />I think there's a mountain in Morocco called Djebel Moussa...Pascal [P-04referent]https://www.blogger.com/profile/12828897559998855623noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-87064196601037647872009-06-16T20:07:00.610+00:002009-06-16T20:07:00.610+00:00Yeah, men tend to like things that can be measured...Yeah, men tend to like things that can be measured. Good for "keeping score" as Donald Trump says.Eolake Stobblehousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07126147415891586345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-30011385525453990762009-06-16T19:32:22.999+00:002009-06-16T19:32:22.999+00:00I wonder why men are usually so busy with size. I ...I wonder why men are usually so busy with size. I guess it is because they can measure it, make competitions in the toilet when they are at school.<br /><br />Actually size has nothing to do with good sex.Ms. Anonymoussanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-28957175995398973322009-06-16T17:22:47.200+00:002009-06-16T17:22:47.200+00:00My sex life is still two-thirds as good as ever - ...My sex life is still two-thirds as good as ever - I can still think about it, and I can still talk about it.Rayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15907196995170423475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-10414292207079258752009-06-16T16:46:06.088+00:002009-06-16T16:46:06.088+00:00It's about correct with my thumb, actually... ...<i>It's about correct with my thumb, actually...</i> <br /><br /> John Holmes is dead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-21283002535686381772009-06-16T16:36:42.064+00:002009-06-16T16:36:42.064+00:00Could I also put one of my big toes into the calcu...Could I also put one of my big toes into the calculation???Monsieur Beep!https://www.blogger.com/profile/15461660288875874178noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-14312023131091820672009-06-16T15:12:58.420+00:002009-06-16T15:12:58.420+00:00It's about correct with my thumb, actually...It's about correct with my thumb, actually...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-16327517.post-5547856101299811832009-06-16T13:58:52.990+00:002009-06-16T13:58:52.990+00:00Too right! 3X? No friggin way, except for John Hol...<i>Too right! 3X? No friggin way, except for John Holmes, if he had small hands.</i> <br /><br /> Exactly what I was thinking! ;-)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com